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"Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings
"You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper
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Went out last night with two of my oldest friends for their birthdays(one was the 25th, one is today). Got upscale Chinese food that was ok and then went to a wine bar. The wine was good, our waitress sucked. Considering I'm a lightweight when it comes to drinking, I'm pretty excited that I don't have a hangover!Mortal Sin is a registered trademark of the One Holy Catholic & Apostolic Church. Hallelujah. ~Iggy
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time for an intervention, lush-o"Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings
"You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper
~*RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~
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Spent all day yesterday at Lake Calhoun with the wife unit. Got a bit of a sunburn while walking around the lake.
AWESOMEOriginally posted by MartinOriginally posted by gravediggerOriginally posted by MartinComment
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I ended up spending all day yesterday doing landscaping. I built out 5 flower pots (for our front porch and our deck) and totally built out our flower bed. I'm fucking sick to death of planting petunias, dammit!Originally posted by MartinOriginally posted by gravediggerOriginally posted by MartinComment
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Man, I have to do that this coming weekend. I am considering taking Thursday off, and just going insane on my backyard.Comment
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Sometimes I miss having an actual yard...
Summers were nowhere near as good as when I would wake up hungover and mow in the morning.Me quick one want slowComment
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Not having a yard sucks. I want to be outside but I also want some sort of semblance of privacy. I have neither."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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I have privacy but lack the yard. SO CLOSE TO AMISH PARADISE.Me quick one want slowComment
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The only problem? We had thunderstorms all weekend. Needless to say, I got very wet doing all of this yardwork yesterday. It needed to be done, though; the wife unit had her boss visiting today to do her yearly check-in, so we needed to get our curb appeal done.Originally posted by MartinOriginally posted by gravediggerOriginally posted by MartinComment
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First of 5 days off. Did some running around, and was planning on doing yard work but it's about to start raining at any minute. Nothing but games all 5 days, friends coming Saturday for a BBQ and Cards Against Humanity. Feeling allllllllllllllllright.Comment
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Sounds like a blast, Billy. Tempted to fly down there and join ya.
Me, I'm stuck doing the 'father-in-law thing' on Saturday. We're driving out to Willmar early in the morning to pick him up and hit all of the cemetaries for Memorial Day, dropping off flowers and such. It will NOT be fun. We're free the other days, at least...if the weather holds, we're gonna hit Stillwater for some jerk tacos at Smalley's (fuck the paleo diet on this one).Originally posted by MartinOriginally posted by gravediggerOriginally posted by MartinComment
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Jesus Matt, that sounds like the worst holiday possible.Comment
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supposed to rain all weekend, hopefully that changes. boourns."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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No idea at all as to what we're doing this weekend. I'm expecting to get revamps for my present freelance project as we have to finish it up this week and send it to the client. Otherwise, Jen and I are just kicking back and relaxing.Comment
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