Stuff you want to ask Sarah Palin

[Timothy225]

Good evening, my friends, and it's always a good evening when you and I are together, again, here, in the greatest city in the world, New York, New York, a city so nice they named it twice. Tonight, we have a special treat for you, the former governor of Alaska, AKA Seward's Folly, our 49th state, and darling of the Republican Party, Gov. Sarah Palin.

But first, I'd like to remind everyone that the show tonight is sponsored by your friends and mine, Martin Paint. Martin Paint - It Ain't Just Paint, and our other good friends Cott Ginger Ale. Always remember, my friends, if it's Cott, it's Cott to be Good.

Now, Gov. Palin... if I may... and feel free to respond... Harpo Marx. Any thoughts, any anecdotes? Judy Garland. Taken from us too soon? Your feelings, Ms. Palin, your thoughts on this fine, fine entertainer? But before you answer, I'd like to remind you, and everyone out there tonight watching us, and joining us on our trip down Memory Lane, the show wouldn't be possible without our dear, dear, friends at Ronzoni. "Ronzoni sono buoni" means "Ronzoni tastes so good."

Coming up next... more with Gov. Palin, and our musical guests, Steve and Edie. Stay tuned, my friends, stay tuned.

[B_Metal]

Hahaha.


Hey Sarah, if you're so interested in the direction this country is taking and you're so bothered by what those "rascally" Democrats are doing, why is it that you have seemingly quit politics and have started whoring you and your family out to the highest bidder. Also, and this is of most importance to our fighting men overseas, spit or swallow?

[Lisa]

Do you have Levi Johnson's Playgirl pictorial held up with scotch tape or thumbtacks? And you flick the bean to it how often?

[V]

Do you have Levi Johnson's Playgirl pictorial held up with scotch tape or thumbtacks? And you flick the bean to it how often?

And if you do, did you tape it?

And if you taped it, can I watch?

[Captain Russ]

HURR DURR DUUUUUUUUR HUURRR YOUR BLACK ANTICHRIST ISN'T TIGER WOODS???

*teabags Palin*

And have you met Lisa Ann yet?

[Lisa]

No, seriously, lady...

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/poli...tea_party.html

...how the hell did you get to be such a cunt? Because you're the leader in shit like this.

[Howard]

Do you have Levi Johnson's Playgirl pictorial held up with scotch tape or thumbtacks? And you flick the bean to it how often?

I still need to get this. He's one hot piece of man.

[IggytheBorg]

Would you be into the Irish Greasedragon?

[Howard]

Damn you Iggy. I thought I knew just about every sexual position. After looking it up online, that one had me glad I wasn't drinking anything.

[V]

Them lawyers is crazy!

[B_Metal]

No, seriously, lady...

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/poli...tea_party.html

...how the hell did you get to be such a cunt? Because you're the leader in shit like this.

I'm usually not a huge fan of Lupica but this slayed me.

. In so many ways, she is a perfect media darling for our times. She doesn't scrawl graffiti, she thinks in it.

And my latest question for Sarah Palin is.... FUCK YOU!

[IggytheBorg]

I just loved the name. And the fact hot sauce is involved. . . .

[Abraham Smashington]

Who do the invisible dicks belong to?

[V]

Rep this man... right fucking now!

[Lisa]

I did I did!