Stuff you want to ask Sarah Palin

[Timothy225]

So, Ms. Palin, in regards to your seemingly contradictory stance on the Gravina Island Bridge in 2006 when you supported the project, and in 2008 when you told Congress "thanks but no thanks on the Bridge to Nowhere", and the resulting anger and feelings of betrayal from many Alaskans in the area where the bridge would've been built, have you ever had a ripe pablo?

[V]

RIPE PABLO FTW!

[Lesley]

Can I see a picture of Russia that is taken from your house?

[BillyG]

Please let me know next time you will be dining alone so that I may poison you with untraceable substances so that I can murder you with turning you into a fucking martyr.

[Lesley]

I don't think that was a question...

[BillyG]

More a request.

[gravedigger]

Pretty simple and to the point- "How can you look at yourself in the mirror?"

[Lisa]

Pretty simple and to the point- "How can you look at yourself in the mirror?"

We would have also accepted "how do you sleep at night?"

[V]

We would have also accepted "how do you sleep at night?"

We also would have accepted "how many men have you done at one time?"

[Matt]

Hi Sarah:

How does it feel to know that you have done more harm to the Republican party than good?

How does it feel to know that alot of people who WANT to vote Republican (like me, who is a fiscal conservative and a social liberal) will NEVER vote Republican with you on the ticket?

[gravedigger]

Hey, guys, I have an autographed copy of her book sitting right here. Seriously. What am I bid for this historical piece of Americana? (that I won't actually sell because it was a gift to my wife from her parents)

[V]

Hey, guys, I have an autographed copy of her book sitting right here. Seriously. What am I bid for this historical piece of Americana? (that I won't actually sell because it was a gift to my wife from her parents)

I will give you two bottle caps, a half-eaten tuna salad sandwich, and some ear wax I just removed... but that's as high as I'm prepared to go.

[gravedigger]

From one ear or two?

[V]

From one ear or two?

From both... plus a thing I found stuck on the sole of my right boot.

[Lisa]

Hey, guys, I have an autographed copy of her book sitting right here. Seriously. What am I bid for this historical piece of Americana? (that I won't actually sell because it was a gift to my wife from her parents)

I'm confused... if you needed toilet paper that badly, couldn't you have just run to the supermarket? Or even in a pinch, stolen a roll from work?