Stuff you want to ask Sarah Palin

[B_Metal]

Random as shit I know, but I'd love to hear what you guys would ask. My question?

How much dick did you suck before Mccain approved you as his VP choice?

Seriously..

[V]

Are you looking forward to a return to making softcore porn films for Skinemax?

[B_Metal]

Why haven't you capitalized on the "Caribou Barbie" moniker?

[V]

From the uptight conservative vibe you give off, I bet you're a holy fucking terror in bed. Is this true, and if it is... is one cock at a time enough for you, or do you like the whole 'airtight' thing?

[Timothy225]

Ms. Palin, a question if I may? Thank you, ma'am. My question, and I think most of the country would like to know this as well, is "do you shave that thang?" And are weedwhackers and a Black & Decker riding mower involved?

[B_Metal]

Yo Sarah, why you so angry?

[nerdious dorkus]

But do you nom nom?

[Lisa]

How do you not fall down more? (Yes, I stole that from "Friends", but it fits).

How much time do you spend each morning trying to figure out how to get your feet from the bed to the floor?

Did you ever find any of those examples of news magazines and newspapers to send to Katie Couric? (*Snicker!*)

How does a woman become such a misogynistic cunt towards other women?

That's a great scent you're wearing - what is it? Summer's Eve?

[Anderson]

What does five dollars and a ham sandwich get me?

[Shit Dickface]

From the uptight conservative vibe you give off, I bet you're a holy fucking terror in bed. Is this true, and if it is... is one cock at a time enough for you, or do you like the whole 'airtight' thing?

THIS

[Shit Dickface]

"Do you or do you not believe that I could wreck that neo-con coochie so hard that Trig would turn out normal?"

[Shit Dickface]

"Also this ain't a question because fuck you i'm the liberal here but it's okay for me to objectify you because you're already standing in direct opposition to every single feminist issue that I support so there's my justification"

[Anderson]

Is it treason to support a secession movement with Alaska state dollars or is it treason to support underwriting healthcare for all Americans? Also, you can't use the phrase "You Betcha". If you do that, I will allow the unwashed masses to face-fuck you.

[Lisa]

"Do you or do you not believe that I could wreck that neo-con coochie so hard that Trig would turn out normal?"

Oh, jesus! Priceless!!

[B_Metal]

So, Sarah, if that's your REAL name, when you were dropped off from the mother ship did they tell you to be everything that I hate or does it just come natural?