Helicopter Parents

[Anderson]

Who the fuck has sex when their parents are in the house?

Well, it's easier for people who don't have to worry about God's vengeance.

[Ed Hocken]

Not a religious thing in my view. I just figured fuck time is me time and I don't need to be interrupted.

[V]

Plus it's payback from the first time you walked in on your parents...

GHAA!!!

I never thought my mom was that flexible...

[nerdious dorkus]

He tried to very seductively stick his hand up my skirt on the subway one day, and I almost clocked him!

But everyone else is doing it!

[Anderson]

Not a religious thing in my view. I just figured fuck time is me time and I don't need to be interrupted.

So, were you spanking it or were you stabbing ass?

[Abraham Smashington]

Plus it's payback from the first time you walked in on your parents...

GHAA!!!

I never thought my mom was that flexible...

Now that was horrifying. I was too fucked up to be seeing/hearing what I did that night.

[Ed Hocken]

Never got caught by my folks while yanking it. Hell, I even told my Mom about at 15.

But I've never fucked when my parents were in the vacinity. Granted, I've yet to meet someone to even show to the parents.

[Anderson]

Never got caught by my folks while yanking it. Hell, I even told my Mom about at 15.

But I've never fucked when my parents were in the vacinity. Granted, I've yet to meet someone to even show to the parents.

Get a real doll named Congo Steve.

[Ed Hocken]

A real doll? Fuck that, I'll drop $3K on a world class trip thank you very much.

[nerdious dorkus]

I think it would be more horrifying to see your mother nom nom'ing. Vigorously. And extremely wet. Excuse me for a moment...

[Anderson]

A real doll? Fuck that, I'll drop $3K on a world class trip thank you very much.

Thailand is lovely this time of year.

[Ed Hocken]

Not my type, but I do know what you're talking about.

[Lisa]

Not a religious thing in my view. I just figured fuck time is me time and I don't need to be interrupted.

Exactly! Exactly!! I don't need one or more other people doing the stare-down when it's mine and the guy's naked dirty time!

But everyone else is doing it!

Yeah, and "everyone else" almost saw him get his arm broken that day!

[Anderson]

Ladyboys for Hocken. I'll host the telethon.

[V]

Thailand is lovely this time of year.

The sights, the nightlife...

The ladyboys...