Helicopter Parents

[nerdious dorkus]

It was more like the CG sex from The Lawnmower Man. Everything was melting and joining together to form one perfect being.

That sounds more like Slither.

[Ed Hocken]

Or that one horror movie in which all the rich people melted together at the end to become that one giant alien organism.

[Abraham Smashington]

SLITHER but not gross.

[Ed Hocken]

It's not SLITHER, it's from the 80s, it had a Filipino director.

[Abraham Smashington]

Hmms. I wonder what that is.

[Ed Hocken]

It had a really common title which is why it's difficult to remember. It involved rich people in Beverly Hills that were actually this alien organism.

[V]

I've got the one wiener rule (mine) when it comes to sex. Multiple women is fine, but there'll be a big NO on the other guy factor.

Spit Roast!!!!

[Ed Hocken]

BUT CHINESE FINGER TRAP!

Ah yes, fingercuffs

[Ben Thomas]

Hmms. I wonder what that is.

Surely Society?

[Ed Hocken]

Surely Society?

THAT'S THE ONE!

I told ya the ultra common title was difficult to remember.

[Lisa]

I'm all about sex in public places/or places where you're not supposed to have it.

Oh, HELL NO! And not because I'm a prude or anything - I'm actually pretty open. But I looove privacy - LOVE it! The whole risk of getting caught kills the sex drive for me - it makes me feel more inhibited. When I know it's just me and the guy, door locked, curtains closed? That's when I feel open enough to absolutely do anything I want, because I know it's just me and him. I don't know if that sounds strange, that I feel more liberated when I know I have my privacy - we can go nuts because no one's there staring at us. Years ago, I dated this guy who was all Mr. Exhibitionist, and boy did he have the wrong girl! He tried to very seductively stick his hand up my skirt on the subway one day, and I almost clocked him!

[BillyG]

Did Ed seriously ask who fucks with their folks at home? With a straight face? I have a story going into my other thread on this...

[Ed Hocken]

Is the story up now?

[Lisa]

Did Ed seriously ask who fucks with their folks at home? With a straight face? I have a story going into my other thread on this...

But see, again, I get where he's coming from. Who the hell would want to get caught? Why would you do it at home, knowing that the parents could interrupt some truly awesome sex and start screaming at you - that's no way to have fun! And keep in mind, that's not to say I've never done it - I have, but that was on my mind the whole time. "We're gonna get caught, I know it!" nearly ruined the whole thing for me.

[Abraham Smashington]

Shit, I've had my parents walk in on me before. Not a big deal. I just gave them a thumbs up. lol.