People Who Look Like They Would Kill You...

[B_Metal]

He's scary looking but he did get Hook'd by a guy named Marion. So I'd rate him an 8.

[Timothy225]

My next pick?

[PHEDG]

Richard Lynch

[V]

Crime fiction author Andrew Vachss:


This guy is a genuine, real life badass. He's a lawyer specifically dealing in child abuse/exploitation issues, and his 'Burke' series of novels is right up there with Hammett and Chandler on the BADASS scale. I met the man in the early 90s at a book signing, and he's a very intelligent, focused, and driven man who sees himself as being on a bit of a crusade.

The eye patch is the real deal, too.

He has NO DEPTH PERCEPTION!

Come in from his right side, and he'll go down as easy as a Parisian in a penalty box.

EDIT: I would have also said "Go down as easy as a Russian prince with a nosebleed"...

[BillyG]

Bill Duke, great choice, and amazing Demotivator.

I am going to pick Timothy Olyphant. Not really obvious, but in the "I'll motherfuck you!" scene in Deadwood, holy shit CHILLS.

[Bobby Bear]

One of Ireland's very finest...



Roy.



Royston.



Forever, Keane-o.

Here we see the famed centre-midfielder questioning a referee's judgment...



I mean, would you (and by "you", I mean "everyone other than V") question this man?



And here we see him deciding whether or not to spare former Arsenal captain Patrick Viera's life, after the Frenchman (a long-time foe of Keane's) had the audacity to try to foppishly slap him...



But there was more to Roy than just untamed aggression, contempt for poor performers, and a luxurious voice. He knew what it meant to pull on The Red - and, for that matter, Green - shirt and didn't have it in him to tolerate less than All You've Got; he left the Irish Squad from the '02 World Cup in Japan and South Korea because of misgivings with then manager Mick McCarthy and the Football Association of Ireland, something detailed to hilarious effect in his eponymous autobiography.

He's a true living legend, one whose absence is still felt in the heart of most United supporters. And he's got the trophy cabinet to show why.

[Lisa]

Jeff, nice call with Billy Drago!

My other Imaginary Boyfriend:

Gary Oldman!

[B_Metal]

So the count right now on Lisa's imaginary boyfriends is 7. Also 5 of them could kill me. *sad panda*

[Lisa]

Just two - Oldman and Jones - who else are you counting?

[B_Metal]

Well, you have Jack and Brain boy from LOST. You've named a few others in passing but I'm not sure.

[V]

That fucking hobbit guy, too...

[B_Metal]

See Lisa, you're a serial objectifier. In your imagination that is.

[V]

No... the hobbit guy should only count as half.

http://instantrimshot.com/

[Lisa]

Dudes, if you feel scared by Billy Boyd of all people....

[PHEDG]

Stephan Lang