Da da da da, da da da da... PETS!!!

[V]

Put an ad in Craigslist, and give the dog away.

[BillyG]

I've honestly been thinking the place is haunted. Fucking dog will get up and just bark at random spots in the house, like mad dogging the laundry room door and shit.

[Abraham Smashington]

IT's been decided. You are living in a house where a brutal murder happened.

[Timothy225]

Any swarms of flies? Hidden rooms painted red? Brittany talking to imaginary pig-like critters named Jodie and/or levitating in bed? How about a mysterious voice whispering "GET OUT"?

Had to ask, you understand.

[BillyG]

Well, she never woke up ONCE during the whole thing last night, so I think the answer is that Brittany is obviously an agent of the devil and I must behead her.

[Abraham Smashington]

Make sure to get pre-beheaded head first/

[Timothy225]

Make sure you have one of the Seven Daggers of Megiddo. Worked wonders on Damian Thorne.

[V]

Make sure to get pre-beheaded head first/

Why not after?

Oh, don't look at me like that! You were ALL thinking it!

[Matt]

and THAT is why we're cat people.

[Ingrid]

Thank you, Matt! Don't get me wrong, I like dogs ok. But cats are just easier to deal with.

[Matt]

hey, as soon as they invent a dog that doesn't poop, I'll get one. Until then, I'll stick with my hassle-free cats.

[Ed Hocken]

hey, as soon as they invent a dog that doesn't poop, I'll get one. Until then, I'll stick with my hassle-free cats.

Same here, the day they design a Welsh Corgi that doesn't crap. Consider me a pet owner.

[V]

I need a pet that can double as a potential food source when the zombie apocalypse comes. After all... you won't be making trips to the grocer too often!

I'm debating on either rabbits or pot-bellied pigs...

[Matt]

PETS OR MEAT.

[Timothy225]

You best be sparing Bucky, Vin.