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The little pink jellybean toes hanging out of the top just KILL me!
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Dear women: Please don't come to me nearly in tears talking about how one of our pets is dead, only for me to reach in the cage to retrieve said dead pet and then have a goddamn heart attack as it springs back to life in my hand. Mice sleep too, you know."Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings
"You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper
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fucking lulz."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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*chokingonmyownlaughterbrofist™*"Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci
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Ok, so Penny probably just has a cold, but we have to give her a pill once a day for 3 weeks and.....a ribbon of ointment in her eye twice a day. She dislikes us right now.Mortal Sin is a registered trademark of the One Holy Catholic & Apostolic Church. Hallelujah. ~Iggy
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IN the eye? Fuck. :/
Also, this:
"Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings
"You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper
~*RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~
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I wish I was there to help you, Ingrid - I'm really good at shoving meds down cat's throats and such! Best way to do it is what I call "the sausage roll". Grab a big towel like a bath or a beach towel. Wrap her up in it cocoon style so that only her little noggin is sticking out. Then cradle her between your thighs, or get Nate to help you, and just pry her mouth and eyes open, and pop in the meds before she can get away. Also, if you have a small room with a door, do it in there - she won't have any place to go. Don't do it in a place where she can dive under furniture!Last edited by Lisa; 12-04-2010, 10:24 AM.2012 Avatar Theme - LADIES FROM THE GOLDEN AGE OF HOLLYWOOD. January: Ava Gardner.
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Laughing so hard my stomach hurts and I'm snorting. Nathan is in the other room and unimpressed with my laughter....Mortal Sin is a registered trademark of the One Holy Catholic & Apostolic Church. Hallelujah. ~Iggy
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Fucking brilliant.Comment
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Positively awesome!
But you still have to try my "sausage roll beach towel" method - it's absolutely fool-proof! I've given pills to the cats of friends and relatives who have sworn that I wouldn't be able to do it. And not only have I done it, but I've gotten the little bastards to take their meds in under two minutes. I've given liquid antibiotics to a parakeet, so yeah... I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal.
Last edited by Lisa; 12-05-2010, 10:45 AM.2012 Avatar Theme - LADIES FROM THE GOLDEN AGE OF HOLLYWOOD. January: Ava Gardner.
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Oh, trust me, I know about the beach towel method. We had a rather surly Siamese growing up who got UTIs pretty frequently. Needless to say, we learned quickly that it was either wrap him up, or wear the pink amoxicillin. She seems to be handling the goop pretty well and her eyes already look much better.Mortal Sin is a registered trademark of the One Holy Catholic & Apostolic Church. Hallelujah. ~Iggy
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Yippy and yappy. Poor Billy.- Francois de La RochefoucauldWe are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.Comment
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Surprisingly silent. And she's already taken to me instead of Brittany. Definitely a mountain climber dog though.Comment
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