Da da da da, da da da da... PETS!!!

[Lisa]

Pictures of Miss Inky, as promised:

"Oh, hai. I duz windowz":



"I duz laundries, too - eben ur unmentionabulz!":



That would have been hilarious, too - at 20 years old and 6 lbs, I would have liked to have seen that cat lift so much as a sock.

RIP, sweetie.

[Shit Dickface]

I just realized what a goddamn zoo this apartment is now that we have the new roommates. We now have two parakeets, two cats, a rabbit, two fish, and a mouse.

[Lisa]

Aaaah, the fragrance!

[BillyG]

I would go nuts. I was freaking out yesterday because my sister brought her dog and cat. Her cat jumped onto my couch and I almost snapped.

[Nathan]

I'm about to cover my basement floor in kitty litter since my cat won't stop peeing on it.

[Timothy225]

Our cats will whiz on the bathroom floor near their litter pan if they're pissed (pardon the pun) at us about something.

Speaking of litter pans, we use to have these covered pans where you'd roll the whole thing to get all the waste into a catch all, then you pull out the catch all and dump the contents into a baggie for disposal. Very little cat dirt on the floor, easy clean-up, and NO SCOOPING NECESSARY. Worked like a charm.

Time to replace the litter pans, and my wife insisted we get the old style scooping ones. So much so, that she went ahead, bought the pans and filled them up. Our cats used them so we couldn't take 'em back, so we were stuck with 'em. Since I'm the one who usually has to clean the plans, I was irked. Point being - if you have to replace your litter pans, get the rolling ones, which is what we are going to do soon, hopefully.

[Ed Hocken]

I just realized what a goddamn zoo this apartment is now that we have the new roommates. We now have two parakeets, two cats, a rabbit, two fish, and a mouse.

Jake is Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

[Matt]

Jesus H. Christ on a popsicle stick...Jake, you've gone from having 'pets' to having a 'zoo'. I don't know if I could take it, frankly.

[Ed Hocken]

He is a Pet Detective after all.

[Shit Dickface]

It's fine! It's not like the fish and mouse and rabbit are loud, the cats are pretty chill, and the birds are just birds. Also, none of them really stink. The worst part is the cat box, which I'm used to since my ex and I had cats, etc.

[Matt]

Thank GOD the birds don't chirp. My sister has a bird that's going to fucking DIE from chirping one of these days...

[Shit Dickface]

They're surprisingly quiet, aside from little trills here and there. And when they get excited. But they're cute noises!

[Abraham Smashington]

I hate my cat right now. SO MUCH SEETHING HATRED.

[V]

With all those critters, Jake's set for grub when civilization collapses.

[Ed Hocken]

Yeah, but that'll be enough for food for....five minutes.