Yet Another Sweet-Ass T-Shirt...

[V]

Ed...

Stop it. Stop it right now!

(he probably buys pastel tuxedos and billowy poet's shirts from the International Male catalogue...)

[Howard]

Yeeaaahhhh, you'd love that, wouldn't you? Perv.

And you wouldn't? Pervette.

[Lisa]

I know, me too.

EDIT: Howard caught me!

[Ed Hocken]

Ed...

Stop it. Stop it right now!

(he probably buys pastel tuxedos and billowy poet's shirts from the International Male catalogue...)

How dare you, I wouldn't even go that far. Now I know some people that would, if they actually went to the men's section for their clothes.

No puffy pirate shirts around here.

[Shit Dickface]

Serious question. What's the point of tank tops? Fully expose the arms, neck, a little of your chest and back but cover all the rest? Waste of good material. Just take the shirt off.

Dumbest shit ever. I only wear these in the gym and I only have like two tanks in my gym wardrobe (and they're usually some last-tier stuff if everything else smells like stale sweat and ass), but I see dudes wearing these things all the time and it baffles me. Also, I made a huge mistake by wearing one of these on squat day and my upper back was WRECKED from the bar knurling. It looked like I had a long line of road rash right across my lats for two weeks.

[Shit Dickface]

so in conclusion squats lol

[nerdious dorkus]

Jake,

.

[Lisa]

Well, as far as girls go, only very skinny, very tiny, birdy-like girls can wear tanks. Meatier chicks like me just look like bikers. Plus, I have really broad shoulders for a woman, so if I wear a tank or anything sleeveless, it just emphasizes them, and I look like a linebacker. I have to have sleeves on all my tees.

[nerdious dorkus]

I'm all for girls in tanks.

[Ed Hocken]

Jake,

.

Change the font to the one used by "FRANKIE SAYS RELAX" and have it read "JAKE DOES SQUATS". Send that shit to the printer and make it happen.

[V]

How dare you, I wouldn't even go that far. Now I know some people that would, if they actually went to the men's section for their clothes.

No puffy pirate shirts around here.

Ed... Ed... Ed...

Did you think we would not find out? Did you think me a non-tech savvy person?

I found my way into your files.

Explain THESE!



Here is Ed, very daintily cracking his knuckles for a fight that is going to leave absolutely no one bruised and bloodied. Maybe badly tickled. Critically tousled.



Ed looks like he should be working a table at a casino in Vegas where the theme is something like "the inside of the ear" or "celebrity skin grafts."



Ed just has one big giant leg that ends in one big malformed foot, and that's why his shirt laces up like that. He's just wearing a giant boot.



Ed swears by "Gentleman's Pajamas: for the discerning napper!". You know he's going to dream about turn of the century baseball games. Then at the end of his dream, Ty Cobb will appear and whip a negro child with a car antenna.

[Abraham Smashington]

We walked by the American Apparel store at the MOA this weekend and Lesley and I both laughed. Oh Ed...

[Ed Hocken]

Damn you workblocker, I'd love to see the pics Vin put up.

Speaking of American Apparel, I actually submitted a resume for a cost cordinator position there. Funny, if I got that job.

[Howard]

Even straight men look gay in those clothes. Ugh. HATE.


Ok. Ok. The leather pants are acceptable.

[V]

Damn you workblocker, I'd love to see the pics Vin put up.

No, Ed...

You don't.