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  • #46
    I guess this is already up and running* but you guys all realize you can't start a new tax shelter/religion unless you've written at least one really shitty sci-fi book, right?

    *Fun gravedigger fact: He reads the boards in order from top to bottom.

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    • #47
      You sure about this? Is that stated in IRS guidelines?
      "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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      • #48
        Originally posted by gravedigger View Post
        I guess this is already up and running* but you guys all realize you can't start a new tax shelter/religion unless you've written at least one really shitty sci-fi book, right?

        *Fun gravedigger fact: He reads the boards in order from top to bottom.
        Abraham Smashington isn't considered as a shitty sci-fi book?
        The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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        • #49
          We also need a wacky celebrity to embrace our new religion and go on Oprah...

          NICOLAS CAGE!!!!!!!
          Originally posted by Martin
          Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
          Originally posted by gravedigger
          Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
          Originally posted by Martin
          And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
          Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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          • #50
            Nic Cage totally could rock hockenism.
            "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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            • #51
              I want Nic Cage bouncing up and down on Oprah's couch in a v-neck and jammers.
              Originally posted by Martin
              Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
              Originally posted by gravedigger
              Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
              Originally posted by Martin
              And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
              Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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              • #52
                Originally posted by EdHocken View Post
                You sure about this? Is that stated in IRS guidelines?
                No, if we're going to follow the Scientology model we'll have to sue the IRS repeatedly until they just give up and grant 501(c)(3) status.

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                • #53
                  Hocken, how were you 'martyred'?
                  Originally posted by Martin
                  Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                  Originally posted by gravedigger
                  Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                  Originally posted by Martin
                  And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                  Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by nerdious dorkus View Post
                    Abraham Smashington isn't considered as a shitty sci-fi book?
                    I consider it an awesomely shitty sci-fi book.
                    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                    • #55
                      Smashigton was last years awesomeness, Hockenism is this years.
                      Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                      Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                      John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                      Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                      Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                      • #56
                        True that.
                        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                        • #57
                          Rob: we need a RELIGION/HOCKENISM forum, member's only. This stuff can't get lost in the shuffle, it's just too damned good.
                          Originally posted by Martin
                          Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                          Originally posted by gravedigger
                          Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                          Originally posted by Martin
                          And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                          Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                          • #58
                            Already on it.
                            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                            • #59
                              Where did I fit in Matt?
                              Hockenism would somehow involve fist pumping while we are worshiping!
                              "Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious

                              "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

                              Recipient of "The Best Post of the Day Award" : 1

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                              • #60
                                Nice job, Rob.
                                Originally posted by Martin
                                Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                                Originally posted by gravedigger
                                Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                                Originally posted by Martin
                                And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                                Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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