Starting a New Religion for Monetary Gain

[Matt]

OK, let's do it. Let's name it, define it, set up a marketing plan, and start collecting checks.

[Abraham Smashington]

I've been wanting to do this for years. In fact, it's what I said I was going to accomplish with my life in my senior yearbook haha.

[Matt]

Hockenism

[nerdious dorkus]

Hockenism

Thou shalt not lay and love.

[Matt]

Monetarism. Money is evil. Send it to us and we'll properly dispose of it for you.

[Abraham Smashington]

Thou shalt speak in a monotone manner and you shall tell people that you will tell them something.

[Abraham Smashington]

Robology: When nothing else works make a reference to your dick.

[Anderson]

Come up with a name. I get to write the Bible.

[Ed Hocken]

Thou shalt not lay and love.

Thou shall wear a v-neck on the sabbth.

In the Holy Trinity of Hocken there is:

Hocken
American Apparel
Gary Cole

[Abraham Smashington]

My only rule is that our followers must give us 5% of their annual income.

[nerdious dorkus]

Why just the Sabbath? Why not EVERYDAY?

Also: Thou shall wear jammers when socializing with others on the beach.

[Matt]

My only rule is that our followers must give us 5% of their annual income.

10%. it's a Tithe.

Casholicism!

[Anderson]

I'm cool with Hockenism as the name. Everyone vote on it, so I can get the first book up.

[Ed Hocken]

Actually, in Hockenism. One is to receive the sacramental v-neck on their 13th birthday.

And the traditional Hocken Holiday meal is a somewhat dignified affair with stuff that will not aggrevate one's stomach. So no bacon or cheese will be served.

[Matt]

Actually, in Hockenism. One is to receive the sacramental v-neck on their 13th birthday.

And the traditional Hocken Holiday meal is a somewhat dignified affair with stuff that will not aggrevate one's stomach. So no bacon or cheese will be served.

The Edmitzva!