Predictions For 2010-20!

[Abraham Smashington]

Nerdious will unwrap 80% of his stuff and realize he is wasting his life not opening things because he will find a woman he ordered off of the internet underneath a pile of unopened Naruto and DBZ box sets.

[B_Metal]

Ed Hocken will find love. It will set off a chain of events resulting in the apocalypse.

[Abraham Smashington]

Ed finding love will break the final seal.

[B_Metal]

Edpocalypse Now! Lulz

[Abraham Smashington]

Only Sam and Dean could stop it. But Ed will fall in love with them both.

[B_Metal]

Edcest. Ewwwwwww

[Shit Dickface]

Nerdious will unwrap 80% of his stuff and realize he is wasting his life not opening things because he will find a woman he ordered off of the internet underneath a pile of unopened Naruto and DBZ box sets.

Difficulty: The girl will be dead.

Okay, not really "difficulty"-worthy.

Also, yeah, green/alternative energy solutions will explode and won't be half as bad as naysayers seem to think.

[Ed Hocken]

Only Sam and Dean could stop it. But Ed will fall in love with them both.

Don't worry about that, I don't find either of them to be attractive.

Hackers 2 will come out and suck a mule cock. And Rob will buy it day of release on blu.

Incorrect, as Hackers 2 will be a Buff Headcheese Production and will feature the BDR crew in various Hacker roles.

Also, I will appear on a BDR podcast and challenge Rob. The result will be the highest rated episode of BDR/Podcaust.

[B_Metal]

Ed, you're supposed to drink new years eve not new years day.

[Ed Hocken]

I'm recovering, dammit.

[Lesley]

Don't worry about that, I don't find either of them to be attractive.

How is this possible? Not even Dean?

[Anderson]

The Digital Natives will cause the linguistic transition into Post-Modern English. Our current manner of speaking will be dubbed Modern English.

Mexico becomes involved in mass-scale terrorism.

Paper thin digital media available on the mass-market.

E-readers become school staples alongside the old graphing calculator

Holographic Media becomes niche nerd entertainment.

Print Media collapses as we know it, merges with larger telecom/entertainment companies into Revelation style beasts.

Nintendo has a failure on the levels of the Sega Saturn/Atari Jaguar.

George Lucas goes to the well...one more time.

[B_Metal]

A wrestler will die to young amid rumors of drug/alcohol abuse.

An old washed up actor/director will die and film nerds will pretend they are clinically depressed about it even if thei didn't know the guy was the assistant key grip on Gone with the wind or some shit like that.

I will get a job. I hope.

[Phat Dizaztr]

AT&T will put up one more 3G tower, only to find out Verizon put up 100,000 4G towers. "Can you see me now?" Is Verizons new catch phrase.

iPhone 4G becomes the greatest gaming system, but can't make a call.

Google make life like Droid that does more than just make phone calls and do your laundry. It completes nerdious's fantasy's.

[B_Metal]

Google make life like Droid that does more than just make phone calls and do your laundry. It completes nerdious's fantasy's.

The droid will buy shit and not open any of it for him?