The Stereotype Thread

[Matt]

The tags for this thread suck.

[Ed Hocken]

Nope, standard issue equipment over here.

Please Rob, don't whip it out. For all of our sakes.

[nerdious dorkus]

Awws, Ed is secretly an Asian.

Fixed. Because if you have a small penis, the only explanation is that you're Asian. That and he fucking LOVES anime.

[Ed Hocken]

I can drive and I'm not very good at math. Ergo, not asian.

Also for sterotypes over here. Armenians are our own guidos.

[Matt]

Nope, standard issue equipment over here.

Standard response for all 'poorly endowed' guys. No, really! It's average!!! Look it up!!!

[Ed Hocken]

Look you sick bastards I'm not gonna take a picture of it and put it up.

[Abraham Smashington]

Standard response for all 'poorly endowed' guys. No, really! It's average!!! Look it up!!!

haha. This thread keeps getting more and more ridiculous.

[nerdious dorkus]

Look you sick bastards I'm not gonna take a picture of it and put it up.

This is what a passive-aggressive person would say to make others "pressure" them into doing it.

[Matt]

WHITE PEOPLE CAN'T JUMP.

Bullshit.

We just can't jump HIGH.

[Captain Russ]

The shit just saves time.

I got a sammich to eat, I don't care about your misconstrued image, as you will fall into at least one common cultural characteristic and be stuck with it. It happened to me, it will or has already happened to you.

Just don't get in the same lane as that Asian lady, you'll get home an hour later than expected.

[nerdious dorkus]

WHITE PEOPLE CAN'T JUMP.

Bullshit.

We just can't jump HIGH.

I call bullshit on this. I never see a white person jump. I see blackies jump all the time. But that's because they're being chased by white police officers.

[B_Metal]

Look you sick bastards I'm not gonna take a picture of it and put it up.

Microscopic lenses are expensive. Lulz

[nerdious dorkus]

Just don't get in the same lane as that Asian lady, you'll get home an hour later than expected.

So, what you're saying is that Asian women help you appreciate the importance of time and punctualness? Because it's true. That's why all Asians have nice watches.

[Matt]

A stereotype that I'd like to dispel: French people are rude.

When I visited Paris, I had absolutely NO ISSUE with any of the Parisians that I ran into. They were all friendly and helpful, which totally went against my expectations.

[Captain Russ]

So, what you're saying is that Asian women help you appreciate the importance of time and punctualness? Because it's true. That's why all Asians have nice watches.

Life lessons?

Save that for the one who sells the Mogwais or teaches karate.