Boarding while pooping

[Matt]

Hold on a sec...

[Lisa]

Awww, jeeze, you're so gross!

[Shit Dickface]

yep

[Lisa]

Pig!

[B_Metal]

I love that all one has to do is bump this thread and EVERYONE knows what's up.

[Captain Russ]

Congratulations on the new babby Dickface, Shit!

[gravedigger]

can't stop won't stop #overshare

[BillyG]

grave's peein out his butt

[Lisa]

Don't forget to wipe down your computer or smart-phone from all the microscopic bits of fecal matter that spray through the air of your bathroom while you take a shit!

You nasty boys!

[Chris Miller]

Lisa, try placing your ass OVER the bowl next time.

You shit weird.

[B_Metal]

Lisa, try placing your ass OVER the bowl next time.

You shit weird.

I believe the random shit particles actually come from the flush and since most toilets aren't air tight........ YEEEEAH yo toothbrush nasty

[Chris Miller]

That myth has been busted. Which is why I picture Lisa just points her butt at the bowl, blasts, and sighs as she puts on the gloves to clean, wondering why it's always this difficult.

[Lisa]

My fat butt is squarely on the bowl, Mr. Miller. Plus, I leave my phone and computer *OUT* of the bathroom.

I believe the random shit particles actually come from the flush and since most toilets aren't air tight........ YEEEEAH yo toothbrush nasty

This!

That myth has been busted.

Sure, whatever excuse you need to continue to be nasty boys. :P

[B_Metal]

POOPLINK

In the Mythbusters segment which has been cited to disprove the idea of particles of poo traveling outside the toilet, what they actually found was that bacteria from feces can be found everywhere - including on a pair of "control" toothbrushes they put away in a medicine cabinet in another room. That is hardly reassuring nor is it in any way proof that particles do not travel from the toilet to exposed toothbrushes. Plus, the Mythbusters team only tested for bacteria and not actual particles nor viruses.

It is true that fecal coliform bacteria are not considered to be a health risk since they are found naturally in the human body. However, that does not mean that it is a good idea to introduce the bacteria into the mouth. Also, the presence of fecal bacteria is an indication that other bacteria which are known to be dangerous may also be present. Fecal coliform grows in an environment similar to other waterborne bacteria, and thus their presence outside of the body means that other bacteria like hepatitis A or dysentery could also be present.

The bottom line is that it is not a healthy idea to leave toothbrushes exposed in the bath room

[Lisa]

SO THERE!