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I'm just not in there long enough. About all I have time for is the random statistics page in Playboy. If I read fast. I just don't get the fascination to time consuming poops.
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Mortal Sin is a registered trademark of the One Holy Catholic & Apostolic Church. Hallelujah. ~Iggy
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There's no fascination, it just takes men longer.
"Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci
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We're trying to get away from things for a bit. Probably jerking off."DO. DO lots of cocaine. DO."
- Relationship Guru Matt.
Check out my music, if you please:
http://soundcloud.com/musicisgreen
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Also, yes, girls seem to poop like there's a gun to their head."DO. DO lots of cocaine. DO."
- Relationship Guru Matt.
Check out my music, if you please:
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Some girls. My wife is typically on the pot for a half hour at a time. I'm constantly screaming at her to literally 'shit or get off the pot'.Originally posted by Chris Miller View PostOriginally posted by MartinOriginally posted by gravediggerOriginally posted by MartinComment
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Trying to board and shit and I sit in my fucking sack. Ruined the experience.Comment
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You sat IN your sack? WTF"Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci
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Was typing on the tablet.Comment
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Glad to hear that, I was slightly concerned/impressed."Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci
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Like a punch to the colon. I feel like my feet should be in stirrups."Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings
"You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper
~*RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~
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hahahahah"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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I have my DROID x2. I am pooping. I am all that is man.
Nay more...I am like unto God.Originally posted by MartinOriginally posted by gravediggerOriginally posted by MartinComment
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The Jetsons completely missed the real benefits of technology.Comment
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Just don't have your legs fall asleep. It is not fun."Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.Comment
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Good morning.Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!Comment
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