Boarding while pooping

[B_Metal]

Lisa, pinch one off and send us one post. It's the most freeing experience you'll ever have.

[Lisa]

(*Runs screaming from The Dirty Boys and dives into a pool of bleach. Learns to live life as an albino.*)

[Timothy225]

Lisa typed that from her bidet.

I didn't! I'm at my neat, clean desk, typing this with my hands swathed in Clorox Disinfecting wipes, like very sanitary mummy-hands.

You poop at your desk? Janitorial Services must just LOVE you.

[B_Metal]

Hahahaha

[Lisa]

You poop at your desk? Janitorial Services must just LOVE you.

I poop on your lunch, that's where I poop - when you're not looking. Then you wonder why your food always tastes like peanuts and corn.

[B_Metal]

Lisa that's disgusting. You've crossed a line. Now respond to us whilst pooping or go to the naughty chair and take a timeout.

[Captain Russ]

I poop on your lunch, that's where I poop - when you're not looking. Then you wonder why your food always tastes like peanuts and corn.

You might want to see a nutritionist.

[Lisa]

And bits of oat bran.

[Chris Miller]

Apparently cucumber seeds have joined corn and other items amongst the ranks of "things Chris's body just doesn't bother to digest and just rockets through instead".

[B_Metal]

Uncooked spinach runs through me without one bit of digesting taking place.

[Chris Miller]

Haha, yeah,
Chris: "Well that ran through me"
Jess: "How do you know it was from dinner?"
Chris: "BECAUSE WE DIDN'T HAVE SALAD LAST NIGHT."

[Timothy225]

I poop on your lunch, that's where I poop - when you're not looking. Then you wonder why your food always tastes like peanuts and corn.

You... YOU TOLD ME THAT WAS YOUR HOME MADE GRAVY!
Curse you, Lisa! Once again, your kung-fu is stronger than mine!

[B_Metal]

That's a mighty hearty gravy.

[Matt]

Just like mother used to make.

[B_Metal]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww/Ernest P. Worrell