Weather...Fuck it.

[Matt]

Yeah, but these were people stuck in their cars for about 10 hours.

I'll never forget my mother's advice: ALWAYS keep your gas tank full during the winter. If it gets to the halfway point, FILL IT. You do NOT want to be stuck in traffic and run out of gas.

[BillyG]

I'll never forget my mother's advice: ALWAYS keep your gas tank full during the winter. If it gets to the halfway point, FILL IT. You do NOT want to be stuck in traffic and run out of gas.

Same thing here and hurricane season. If there's a tiny storm brewing in the gulf FILL THAT SHIT.

[V]

Also... live near really fat people. You never know when you may be forced to kill them for food, but it's nice to know they're there.

[Howard]

That is RIDICULOUS! That's why you keep all the essientails in the car and you can just rock it out until someone comes to get you

I want to party with Bdubbs.

[Timothy225]

That is RIDICULOUS! That's why you keep all the essientails in the car and you can just rock it out until someone comes to get you

Troof, Bdubbs, troof.

I usally have a first-aid kit, change of clothes, spare tire, etc. in my car (reminds me - I have to take my car into the shop for it's 3,000 mile check-up. I'll have 'em check my tires and the spare). Also, pays to have some bird seed or kitty litter, or de-icer stuff in your car during the winter, as well as a couple of flat pieces of wood so you can get yourself out of snow better.

[V]

Troof, Bdubbs, troof.

I usally have a first-aid kit, change of clothes, spare tire, etc. in my car (reminds me - I have to take my car into the shop for it's 3,000 mile check-up. I'll have 'em check my tires and the spare). Also, pays to have some bird seed or kitty litter, or de-icer stuff in your car during the winter, as well as a couple of flat pieces of wood so you can get yourself out of snow better.

You forgot the pistol, shotgun, machete, recurve bow, food concentrates, water, flares, balaclava, GPS... I could go on and on.

[Ed Hocken]

Man drives a Saturn, not a Sherman Tank.

[V]

Saturns have acceptable trunk space, Ed...

I could prove it by cramming you into one, possibly.

[Lisa]

I just keep a Metro Card in my bag, and I get around pretty well...

[Ed Hocken]

Saturns have acceptable trunk space, Ed...

I could prove it by cramming you into one, possibly.

I can escort my own body to the Pine Barrens, thank you very much.

[V]

Ed Hocken = Self-Reliance!

[Ed Hocken]

And none of that Ayn Rand self-reliance either.

[Matt]

And none of that Ayn Rand self-reliance either.

Come on, don't you feel up for giving a 3 hour speech on Hockenism?

WHO IS ED HOCKEN?

[Ed Hocken]

I guess Abe Smashington is the Ellsworth Twoey in this situation.

[Matt]

Now you're crossing books, Ed. 'Fountainhead' or 'Atlas Shrugged'...PICK ONE.

and I get to be Reardon.