Weather...Fuck it.

[I_Cassini]

It's high of 70 for the next few days here and lows of 40's. I do likey the weather.

[V]

And that's your five day forecast, Philly! Here's Vin with Sports!

Tim! Thanks for the inoffensive, gender non-specific lead in!

Is it me, or do the Miami Heat look soft as puppy shit? During the off-season, they were poised to be the champions of everything... and even with the talent they bought, they can't hit the hoop if they fucking fell in it! Sucks to be them... or a Heat fan!

Football! Proper football!

Man City holds Man U to a scoreless tie? I GOT WOOD! They keep hold of 4th place in the tables? I GOT WOOD! Who'd a thunk it? Those boys in Rusty Venture blue are tightening up their shot group... and may go all the way! And yes... I got wood!

Liverpool! They're breaking my fucking heart YET again! Unfuck yourself, younglings!

We'll be back after this brief commercial ad placement!

[BillyG]

Fucking 80 degrees, this is supposedly a cool front. Fuck you.

[Abraham Smashington]

Seriously, we're moving to Texas.

[BillyG]

I keep fucking telling you. 72 tomorrow!

[Matt]

Seriously, we're moving to Texas.

I'd LOVE to move to San Antonio.

[Lisa]

High 50s for the next three days here in The Big Apple.

[Ed Hocken]

If there was a job in Austin that paid $50K, I'd be there in a hearbeat.

[Matt]

If there was a job in Austin that paid $50K, I'd be there in a hearbeat.

rentboy

[Ed Hocken]

If I weighed 50 lbs less (from where, I have no idea) and I didn't give a fuck who I had sex with, sure.

[Abraham Smashington]

Fuck I'd like to make 50k.

[Ed Hocken]

It's offical Rob,

We're gonna have to become whores.

[Abraham Smashington]

Nah, I do just fine with what I make.

[Ed Hocken]

Dammit,

So much for that attempt.

[V]

Dammit,

So much for that attempt.

I'll pimp you out.

I get 75%, and you get a nightly thrashing with a belt before you go to sleep... if you're lucky.

I may just keep you on the corner 24/7.