Weather...Fuck it.

[IggytheBorg]

And why did you go outside to do that? That's weird.

I had to go outside to do something else, & remarked to my wife when I came back inside that it was up to my knees. She sent me back out to measure it. You'd have to ask her why.

[Howard]

I had to go outside to do something else, & remarked to my wife when I came back inside that it was up to my knees. She sent me back out to measure it. You'd have to ask her why.

Notice he is wise enough to NEVER question the wife.

[IggytheBorg]

And it only took me 6 years of marriage to learn, too.

[PHEDG]

So we all hate winter, but once in a while it can produce some pretty awesome scenery. It was really foggy last night and then froze. Therefore, this morning everything was coated in frost. So, I took some pictures from the back of my house that I thought I would share. Enjoy.

[B_Metal]

Those images do more to explain Fej's pic posting habits than they should. Now I get it. :-)

[PHEDG]

Thank you?

[B_Metal]

I just meant that if I had Kathy Bates breaking my legs all the time I'd post weird shit on the internet too. :-)


J/K Fej, I <3 U

[PHEDG]

I just meant that if I had Kathy Bates breaking my legs all the time I'd post weird shit on the internet too. :-)

LOL oh i get it. S'all good.

[Lesley]

Jeff really doesn't live in the middle of nowhere. He just happens to be a lucky person to not be SURROUNDED by houses.

[gravedigger]

That looks like some good ATV riding back there. Fej needs an all-terrain chair, like that dude in ALIEN RESURRECTION.

It's snowing again here after it was finally starting to melt of. Eat a dick, Mother Nature.

[PHEDG]

I need Johnny 5 to carry me in his arms through the winter wonderland.

[gravedigger]

So I just did the poop math on my yard. It's been at least 70 days with snow on the ground and probably 30 days before that when I last poop scooped (hey, it was fucking COLD and I was busy. don't judge me.). So 100 days times two dogs who poop twice a day. I have, like, 400 land mines buried in my yard. That's gonna be fun once the snow melts.

[PHEDG]

I always cringe at the idea of entering a friend of mine's house because of this very issue. He has dogs and his entire backyard, the route I must take to enter his house, is carpet bombed with mounds of dog shit. I wish that poo-gone spray JB invents in Envy existed.

[B_Metal]

Jeff really doesn't live in the middle of nowhere. He just happens to be a lucky person to not be SURROUNDED by houses.

Haha, I just meant that his backyard looks like a scene out of Misery.

[PHEDG]