Merry Christmas

[Anderson]

Asians are from Melmac.

[Abraham Smashington]

IT ALL MAKES SENSE.

[Anderson]

It's their Ancestral Homeworld. They left on the boats for another planet, when they drained the Homelands of its feline contingency.

I should really start writing this shit down. I could be the next L. Ron Hubbard.

[Abraham Smashington]

Let me be your right hand. I have political sway.

[Anderson]

That'll be the next persona. We'll write 66 Books of my new Bible.

[nerdious dorkus]

Hey! My "people" eat dogs. Not cats. More meat on dogs. Get it right. Gosh.

[Anderson]

Your people will eat whatever is slow moving and on sale that day.

[Matt]

It's their Ancestral Homeworld. They left on the boats for another planet, when they drained the Homelands of its feline contingency.

I should really start writing this shit down. I could be the next L. Ron Hubbard.

I'll use my Masonic connections to peddle this to the world. I'll be your money man.

[nerdious dorkus]

I'll eat you then.

[Anderson]

I'll eat you then.

I'm not slow-moving. Plus, I'm going to be the Messiah of a New Age. The Age of the ROFLCOPTER.

[Matt]

dammit, we SHOULD just start a new religion and start cashing checks.

[PHEDG]

Ok.... so maybe I'm a little late... but MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!

Join us, Brian!

[B_Metal]

I'm sorry but FUUUUUUCK that thing. My kids would cry if they saw that. My kids love zombies. ENIGMA!!