Florida - We've got weird shit too!

[Abraham Smashington]

It was an act of domestic terrorism.

[Ed Hocken]

I say it was treason.

[Howard]

Hmmm. Noticing that Rob and Ed both avoided answering the other question.

*makes mark next to Rob and Ed* OWNS DILDOS

[Ed Hocken]

I can ASSure you Barr, that I do not own a dildo. Now Rob has a girlfriend. So who knows what's going on in there.

[Abraham Smashington]

I make my own dildos out of plaster casts of my monstrous stalloneshoulder.

[Nathan]

That's Hildo.

[Ed Hocken]

Holy lord, talk about throwing a hot dog down a hallway. How do you even stand up, Rob?

[Howard]

The blood isn't always rushing to that head, Ed. Err, maybe it might be though. We are talking about Rob here.

[Ed Hocken]

Good point. Hell, if Rob has such items. They were designed by HR Geiger. And perhaps MC Echer.

Hell for all we know, Rob's bedroom may have a giant red neon cross above in ala Seven. Or has pine tree air freshners hanging from the ceiling, also in Seven.

[Ari]

Guys, I think we're missing the fact that Rob just called his dick a "monstrous stalloneshoulder" thus creating the greatest slang term ever.

[Ed Hocken]

No no, I still stand by the phrase "The James Woods Effect".

[Abraham Smashington]

Guys, I think we're missing the fact that Rob just called his dick a "monstrous stalloneshoulder" thus creating the greatest slang term ever.

I was proud of it. Now after I finish, I can gaze into Lesley's beautiful eyes and say: YOU'VE BEEN STALLOWNED!

[Howard]

Poor Lesley. Between IN THE SHED and STALLOWNED she's going for sainthood.

[Ed Hocken]

So Stallone has replaced Slatering it? Wow.

[Ari]

Better yet, have CJ pop outta the closet and say it in his Stallone voice with the strokey facial expression!