Lots of Ohio people make a big deal about Florida. Living there, vacationing there. I've been a few times. It's hot as hell, crowded, and I don't like the ocean. They can have it.
Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!
No, Germany or Florida refers to the idea that all fucked up stories come out of either Germany or Florida. You play the game by first talking about the story and then have people guess if it's Germany or Florida.
"Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.
While May was behind bars, the Kissimmee Police Department towed his car and auctioned it off. He lost his job and was evicted. Now May is suing the city for false arrest and false imprisonment. He wants to be compensated for the loss of his car and job.
May's attorney and the city of Kissimmee discussed a possible settlement last year, but failed to reach an agreement.
I would fail to reach an agreement too. Fuck settling, just give me the keys to the city assholes.
We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
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