Geek things you don't get

[Howard]

I won't mention what I used to collect, then.

Nope. You can't just leave it like that. Spill.

[nerdious dorkus]

I don't get how some WoW players know all of the statistical breakdowns for every talent/class/whatever. Number one reason I couldn't stick with the game. Too many "gah I can't believe you took blessed stamp of the cumquat over justice seal of winged poontang, don't you know you'd get .006 dps more from blessed stamp of blah blah blah"

can't I just hit shit with my hammer while you heal me? Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

There are stat counters for ingame as well as stat counters on websites. Although, if you played Wow, it's all about damage control. Come now, every MMORPGer should know that's fucking important. I think you just like pulling HATE.

[nerdious dorkus]

Buying statues and busts. Don't get me wrong, some of that stuff looks amazing. But you've got to be fucking kidding me as to the price of some of these things.

It's because their value can increase faster than comics and they look fucking awesome.

[Matt]

Nope. You can't just leave it like that. Spill.

I spent my college career in a fraternity. I'll leave it at that.

[nerdious dorkus]

Matt, just admit it. You're really Japanese.

[Matt]

Matt, just admit it. You're really Japanese.

Sorry, you lost me. I really think so.

[Captain Russ]

It's because their value can increase faster than comics and they look fucking awesome.

Explain this shit:

[Abraham Smashington]

And veering back onto course, what is the deal with retro gaming?

The shit looks like bricks of playdough-infused shit doing menial tasks. Why not look at something pretty blowing the fuck up? The natural progression of graphical enhancement compels you. *Makes Von Sydow face*

I swear, retro gamers are like platypi. I can't fully comprehend their existence.

Depends. Give me A Link to the Past over any new Zelda since then.

[Howard]

I spent my college career in a fraternity. I'll leave it at that.

If you were like any of the frat brothers I knew then I know I can fill in the blanks.

Sorry, you lost me. I really think so.

Japanese have a panty fetish among other things.

[nerdious dorkus]

Sorry, you lost me. I really think so.

Girls' underpants are the preciouses of Japanese men. They used to have vendor machines that offered used panties.

[Abraham Smashington]

Sorry, you lost me. I really think so.

*golfclap*

[Howard]

Originally Posted by Russ
And veering back onto course, what is the deal with retro gaming?

The shit looks like bricks of playdough-infused shit doing menial tasks. Why not look at something pretty blowing the fuck up? The natural progression of graphical enhancement compels you. *Makes Von Sydow face*

I swear, retro gamers are like platypi. I can't fully comprehend their existence.

Retro games are also a lot harder. Tend to last more than 10 hours too.

[nerdious dorkus]

Explain this shit:

OK. Some of them, I don't know why they exist. The others are fucking awesome. And I ONLY have awesome statues.

[Matt]

RE: Japanese panty fetish - ehhhhhhh, no. Not interested, thank you very little.

[nerdious dorkus]

Retro games offer challenge and dependent on the title, can actually be worth a lot.