Geek things you don't get

[Abraham Smashington]

Great retro games that are more fun than current gen versions:

Link to the Past
Super Mario 3/Super Mario 64
Resident Evil 2

[Howard]

Retro games offer challenge and dependent on the title, can actually be worth a lot.

Bingo! Serious gamers are retro gamers.

[nerdious dorkus]

I need to tell "hardcore gamers" to go beat Battletoads. Or TMNT.

[Abraham Smashington]

Which I have. On the NES. Bring it bitches.

[nerdious dorkus]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[Captain Russ]

I need to tell "hardcore gamers" to go beat Battletoads. Or TMNT.

This is what I mean.

Seriously? Why subject yourself to some shit like that?

Go to a fucking S&M dungeon instead. Better management of time and you meet people.

[Howard]

For realz.

[B_Metal]

There are stat counters for ingame as well as stat counters on websites. Although, if you played Wow, it's all about damage control. Come now, every MMORPGer should know that's fucking important. I think you just like pulling HATE.

I think you dislike vagina if you can memorize specific stats on all of WoWs shit. But I think we all agree that some retro games are greatness. A Link to the Past for the win.

[nerdious dorkus]

Cheerios?

[Abraham Smashington]

The first thing I'll do when time travel is invented is to go back to the weekend I beat Battletoads (seriously, we were up for like 36 hours straight) and to first high five myself, tell myself not to leave the house on November 2nd 1997 and to take a pic.

[nerdious dorkus]

I think you dislike vagina if you can memorize specific stats on all of WoWs shit. But I think we all agree that some retro games are greatness. A Link to the Past for the win.

There are stat counter mods, fool. And what's the difference between knowing the stats of your game character as opposed to the stats of a sports athlete?

[Howard]

I think you dislike sex with someone other than yourself if you can memorize specific stats on all of WoWs shit. But I think we all agree that some retro games are greatness. A Link to the Past for the win.

Fixed. Let's keep it applicable to both hetero and homo gamers.

[Captain Russ]

There are stat counter mods, fool. And what's the difference between knowing the stats of your game character as opposed to the stats of a sports athlete?

They call them "fantasy leagues".

[Abraham Smashington]

I think you dislike vagina if you can memorize specific stats on all of WoWs shit.

There is no fucking difference between this or people that memorize their favorite sports teams stats. Except WoW'ers actually can actively participate in their hobby as opposed to just passively participating.

[B_Metal]

There are stat counter mods, fool. And what's the difference between knowing the stats of your game character as opposed to the stats of a sports athlete?

I can't quote you any current stats for any sports dudes. And if you don't know what I'm talking about visit the WoW forums and decipher some of the posts there. If you still don't get it you're probably one of the sex deficient weirdos I'm talking about.