You sound fat: THE THREAD

[Captain Russ]

Yes but Russ is...........special.

No shit I fucking am

[B_Metal]

A precious snowflake.

[Captain Russ]

Yeah yeah, laff it up.

[B_Metal]

[gravedigger]

you do if only for her retching when *GASP* she fucking smells a piece of a vegetable.

Well, it is a brussel sprout. Or as I call them- the Jolly Green Giant's dingleberries. Fuckin' gross.

Anyway, that woman has Issues. Her parents were worthless.

[Captain Russ]

Sure, they peddle terrible shit, but for a short time there, they really had something...

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[B_Metal]

I miss bad for the environment packaging.

[Abraham Smashington]

I miss bad for the environment packaging.

THIS.

[Timothy225]

Kicker was the actual burger you got NEVER looked as good as it did on the commercial. No singing and dancing in the streets either.

[B_Metal]

Kicker is the actual burger you get NEVER looks as good as it does on the commercial. No singing and dancing in the streets either.

Fixed for maximum accuracy.

[Matt]

That's the 'Falling Down' gripe...LOOK AT THE PICTURE! MY BURGER IS SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE THAT!!!! D-FENS!!!!

In short, this burger is not economically viable.

[B_Metal]

I watched a 20/20'esque show once that was all about how commercials make the food look and how they do it. So ridiculous the lengths they go to just to make the food look like something they'll never be able to produce.

[Nathan]

I watched a 20/20'esque show once that was all about how commercials make the food look and how they do it. So ridiculous the lengths they go to just to make the food look like something they'll never be able to produce.

Totes.

[BillyG]

Please stop calling such abominations burgers. They're mass produced patty-like substitute.

[V]

Please stop calling such abominations burgers. They're mass produced patty-like substitute.

Agreed...