Texas: WAY COOLER THAN MINNESOTA AND OHIO

[B_Metal]

SUNUVABEEETCH!

[BillyG]

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/...n/7670842.html

Tillman's food and "entertainment" venues are pretty much the definition of mediocrity, but this was a really good story about him.

[BillyG]

http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?se...cal&id=8276109

Guns, Meth, and....Rocket Launchers?

[gravedigger]

I don't see what the big deal was, at least he had a designated driver...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/0..._n_914385.html

(Yes, I realize this happened in Louisana but his final destination was Texas)

[BillyG]

Billy Joe Madden. Never has there been a more white trash name, grave.

Heat index 110 for the week. It was "only" 107 yesterday. Motherfucker.

[Timothy225]

Love the mugshot. He's got this look of "Whut?" on his face. "Ah ain't seein' whut the problem is, ossifer. Mah boy can drive jus' like his ol' man."

[BillyG]

http://blog.chron.com/newswatch/2011...n-nacogdoches/

Part of Space Shuttle Columbia found in Lake Nacogdoches thanks to the drought.

[BillyG]

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/...o/7681613.html

Jogger finds 25 bricks of coke on Galveston beach. Yeah 25. Sure. Not 26 or 27. 25. Bullshit.

[Howard]

*wipes nose* Yes. It was only 25.

[Lisa]

I haz a suspicion...

[BillyG]

I haz a suspicion...

?!?

[Lisa]

Back to what you and Howard said - that perhaps, MAYBE, just MAAAYBE, a couple of bricks might have gone missing. Perchance, yes, perchance...

[Captain Russ]

We'll find out for certain if they find him jogging at night.

[Lisa]

And lifting up his sofa single-handedly while vacuuming underneath it with the other, a-la the coked up neighbor in "There's Something About Mary."

[Timothy225]

"The new guy, Howard? Grinds his teeth a lot, doesn't he?"
"Yeah. I don't think he sleeps either. Yet he does the work of 20 men."
"Boy ain't right. He just... ain't right."