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  • first thing I thought of. Love that episode.
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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    • Originally posted by BillyG View Post
      It's confirmed to be him.

      http://blogs.chron.com/texaspolitics...erry_pray.html

      Fucking really Perry? jesus christ
      I meant he was possibly coming to UH but the update leads me to believe it's in stone now.

      Perry's just pandering to his base because he knows he can't do jack shit to fix the problem.
      "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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      • So if it doesn't rain across the whole state and extinguish the fires does Perry say "Sorry, god hates us."

        Or better yet...what if this leads to flooding? "I am your new Noah! FOLLOW ME!"

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        • Who knows with Perry. He's such an asshole.
          "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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          • Well... you get who you vote for.

            Unless you don't vote... like me. I'm with the Apathy Party.

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            • Originally posted by V View Post
              Well... you get who you vote for.

              Unless you don't vote... like me. I'm with the Apathy Party.
              Except for when your vote is for the loser. We're not all fundies down here contrary to popular belief. Just like not all who are believers vote only on those issues. Maybe most do but I don't.
              "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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              • Perry is such a dumb, terrible motherfucker. My granddad hated him ever since he was on the Board of Agriculture and they got to meet with him. I remember Perry sending a picture of him and his wife and kids out as a holiday card once and my granddad opened it, looked at it, and threw it in the trash saying "If your grandma asks if we've gotten anything from that asshole, say no."
                "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

                "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

                ~
                *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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                • I like your granddad.
                  "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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                  • Best chase ever?
                    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                    • 'incredible marksmanship'= blind shithouse luck...

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                      • http://blogs.houstonpress.com/hairba...show_crash.php

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                        • Heard that, Vin. He was damn lucky he got a shot off that found its mark.

                          Never saw a flaming tire before! Very Ghost Rider!

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                          • Instead of going all Alan Quatermain and trying to pip the ace at 1000 yards, he should have emptied the magazine. He would have stopped another few miles of mayhem.

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                            • I came, mind you... when I saw that Shelby Cobra. Just a little, but I came nonetheless.

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                              • Loved it. Encountered a putz like that guy on my way home from work Friday. Dude's got a late model Mustang with some car mod website decal on the back window, and he's revving his engine up to impress... nobody. In a 30 MPH zone. With cars in front and behind him, and no straightaway. Schmuck.

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