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  • Got nothing better to do, eh Border Patrol?
    "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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    • You may not know this Ed but in certain stretches of land, border patrol has to double for local law enforcement. One of a thousand different reasons why our borders are such a joke.
      "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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      • Yup, border patrol is the sheriff, state trooper, and town cops in south Texas.

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        • Okay, that I did not know.
          "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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          • A lot don't and that's part of the problem. People keep dropping these unreal expectations on those guys and they're already doing more than they should. Sad situation and seemingly one that won't change anytime soon.
            "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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            • Yeah, I actually feel bad for La Migra, no joke. It's got to be a shit job. Unless you're a Nazi.
              "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

              "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

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              • http://blogs.houstonpress.com/hairba...dea_histor.php

                Everything's bigger in Texas, including our angeldust!

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                • Not cool Texas. Not cool at all.


                  "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                  "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                  • DFW company. Russ' people not mine.

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                    • No real Texan considers DFW part of the state anyway.
                      "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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                      • THEY SOLD YOU OUT RUSS.
                        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                        • LULZ Yeah, we kinda did.
                          "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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                          • RUSS SOLD HIMSELF OUT!

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                            • RUSS IS A SELLOUT! BOO THIS MAN!
                              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                              • BOOOOOOOOOOOOO-URNS!

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