Texas: WAY COOLER THAN MINNESOTA AND OHIO

[BillyG]

I shall allow it to pass. I move within a stone's throw of the loop in a couple weeks.

[Ed Hocken]

Katy, TX? That's where I live. Far west side of Houston.

This is a dumb question, but ever hear of a property called Retreat at Cinco Ranch over on South Fry?

[BillyG]

But don't dare touch the Alamo Drafthouse Ed, lest you care to lose a hand!

[BillyG]

This is a dumb question, but ever hear of a property called Retreat at Cinco Ranch over on South Fry?

Like 5 minutes from me. Cinco Ranch = BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLIN. I live right off Fry.

[Ed Hocken]

I don't have anything to do with Austin at the moment. But my grip remains firm in Dallas.

[BillyG]

There is Alamo Drafthouse in Houston, namely Katy.

[Captain Russ]

Yeah Ed, it ain't restricted to ol' Kaiser Harrison von Wheelchair Access III's backyard (though the reason they don't have one further north is a mystery...a sad, upsetting mystery).

[BillyG]

I really want to go see the Godfather during the Rolling Roadshow in Little Italy, but then I remember that I get awesome Alamo goodies on the regular and decide to let the rest of America suckle the teet of excellence.

[V]

But my grip remains firm in Dallas.

With those forearms, I'm not surprised...

[Ed Hocken]

Yeah Ed, it ain't restricted to ol' Kaiser Harrison von Wheelchair Access III's backyard (though the reason they don't have one further north is a mystery...a sad, upsetting mystery).

There's no way I would have known that. The only Drafthouse I've heard of is the one in Austin. Unless, I somehow get moved into the asset management field. Then my ass will be down in The big D.

With those forearms, I'm not surprised...

I will choke the Johnson like you wouldn't believe. And by that I mean the LBJ freeway.

[Captain Russ]

Well, now ya know.

THAT LYING SONUVABITCH JOHNSON Freeway is a fuck.

[Nathan]

my ass.......The big D.



I will choke the Johnson like you wouldn't believe.

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[Captain Russ]

Ladies and gentlemen...Tobias Fünke Jr.

[Ed Hocken]

Now you watch your ass, Nathan. I already have presence in Cinncy, Columbus, and Springfield.

*laughes to himself*

[Captain Russ]

Hocken's spreading like that meteorshit from Creepshow.

**laughes**