What the shit is wrong with kids today?

[Ed Hocken]

You skipped school? Fuck, I never ditched (Mainly because I wouldn't have a fuckin clue what to do). I was quite the tool.

[Lesley]

I did the cow eye when I was in elementary school. Then the pig, worm, and octopus in middle school I think.

[Abraham Smashington]

You skipped school? Fuck, I never ditched (Mainly because I wouldn't have a fuckin clue what to do). I was quite the tool.

Haha I missed on average between 45- 60 days a year. yet still passed with a 3.5
School was fucking boring and I always ended up acing tests anyways. Why bother with sitting there all day?

[Nathan]

Check out the big brain on Rob! NERD!



stupid smarty pants

[Captain Russ]

Why bother with sitting there all day?

Lookin' at girls. For a fat kid with no game/esteem/game esteem, that was the only bright spot.

Shit, learning anything new was accidental.

[Nathan]

I learned almost nothing in High School. Outside of some science and history.

[Captain Russ]

Yeah.

I honed my comedic craft, for fear of jock punchery. That's about it.

[Abraham Smashington]

For 2 years I was insanely depressed and school didn't help.

[Captain Russ]

And the fact they all look like correctional facilities to begin with probably didn't help.

[Ed Hocken]

Haha I missed on average between 45- 60 days a year. yet still passed with a 3.5

Fuck me.

But for me, I was basically a shut in who liked movies and worked. I knew people in school but wasn't friends with anyone and didn't care at the time. Like I said, my only regret.

All I had were movies and a massive Hunter Thompson obession at the time. Oh and I wrote shitty fanfiction thinking I was going to be a writer. That crap still exists out there.

Although in my senior year, we were allowed to leave early. Which meant I could avoid the obnoxious as shit middle school students.

[Abraham Smashington]

Everything is wrong with kids today because they don't have old school Sesame Street anymore.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6NsCvCn2EY

I haven't seen this in fucking decades. AWESOME.

[Abraham Smashington]

And thanks to yo-yo master, I have grown up with a horrible sense of direction unless I use landmarks. It's all traced to that exact cartoon.

[Ed Hocken]

That's right, blame the cartoon for your problems. It was the cartoon, that fucked everything up.

[Abraham Smashington]

So many things wrong with this article.

1. 14 year old mother and 19 year old father
2. The kid was 20 months old, that means she was 13.
3. Fuck Kentucky

[Ed Hocken]

I imagine Anderson aka Pauline would agree.