What the shit is wrong with kids today?

[Abraham Smashington]

http://www.topix.com/forum/city/stor...BNTH9RJFUVD5QN

I herd that he is in prisin. and my frends uncil met him. and he sed he reminded him of sweet tooth from twisted metil.

So much fail in that thread, but that quote made me laugh.

[Captain Russ]

Things like that cannot be unseen. Sort of like that Glass Ass video you posted a while ago.

This time, the glass is in the form of words and cognitive thinking, being shoved up the ass of everyone's eyes. And now it's broken. And dumb is EVERYWHERE!

Bad metaphor? You bet. But it's the closest I can come to catharsis this morning.

[Abraham Smashington]

I also heard that the Critters are real, but that the head one is in jail for tax evasion.

[Captain Russ]

Man...that thread is a veritable misanthropy inciter.

[nerdious dorkus]

Russ, those big words are starting to make me think that you should be invited to the Podcaust Pretentious Club.

[Captain Russ]

Allow me to wear my smoking jacket with a top hat and I will welcome the invitation.

[nerdious dorkus]

Allow me to wear my smoking jacket with a top hat and I will welcome the invitation.

Your request has been accepted. Please update your Xbox Avatar with a monocle.

[Captain Russ]

Huzzah, sir!

I will be acquiring extraordinarily expensive scotch to mark the occasion.

[nerdious dorkus]

Huzzah, sir!

I will be acquiring extraordinarily expensive scotch to mark the occasion.

A cup of Earl Grey tea would be equally acceptable.

[nerdious dorkus]

Remember, pink out!

[nerdious dorkus]

*Pinky out*

[Captain Russ]

But the fellows at the quail hunt will think me as a sodomite if I were to do that with my tumbler of scotch.

[Abraham Smashington]

http://www.jsonline.com/news/39091967.html

I repeat, WHAT THE SHIT is wrong with kids today?

[Nathan]

That is awful.

[Captain Russ]

Freeman said it best.

What a piece of subhuman shit.

EDIT: Good fucking grief. This could have all been avoided had he gone to the Blue Oyster like Captain Harris.