What the shit is wrong with kids today?

[B_Metal]

"Actually I think this is an Al Queda recruitment video." Lulz and troof.

[Timothy225]

I'd like to apologize to the rest of the planet for that Sweet 16 shit. Honest, we're not all like that here in the US! I SWEAR! It's a small minority of self-indulgent and a self-entitled assholes. Promise!

FUCK. We used to be cool. Why aren't we cool anymore?

BTW, Ben, Bobby, Martin, etc. do y'all have that sweet 16 type of shit or something similar in your homelands? Just curious, so we can commiserate and get looped.

[B_Metal]

Reality TV ruined Amurka.

[V]

Reality TV ruined Amurka.

No... the 'boomers' ruined Amurka. Reality TV is just accelerating the entropy.

[B_Metal]

Boomers? Who knew?!

[Abraham Smashington]

YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG.

[Nathan]

Its not the airline's fault the kid stowed away in the wheel well of a jet.

[Captain Russ]

No... the 'boomers' ruined Amurka.

Yes they fucking did.

[Timothy225]

Its not the airline's fault the kid stowed away in the wheel well of a jet.

Nope. It's the fault of the kid's buddy who dared him to do it: "Hey! Betcha $5 you can't get into the plane's wheel well!"
"You're on, asshole!"

This is just another example of some kid doing something phenomenally stupid. Yes, there should've been more security on the ground, but even if there was, nobody would've anticipated anyone doing something that dumb. Lawsuit'll be thrown out so fast your head'll spin.

[Captain Russ]

I blame John Cutter and John Matrix for introducing the idea.

[Abraham Smashington]

I blame John Cutter and John Matrix for introducing the idea.

...

[Captain Russ]

Oh DRAIDS...

[Abraham Smashington]

hahah

[Lisa]

YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG.

It's okay - Agent Vince Larkin showed up soon enough to clean up the mess.

[Captain Russ]

Him, his fucking sandals, and his fucking thesaurus.