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  • JESUS CHRIST.
    "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

    "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

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    • looks like microwaved Jesse Ventura with a ratty fucking glam-rock wig
      "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

      "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

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      *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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      • Jesus! That poor kid is probably traumatized!
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        • Where does her chin/neck begin/end?
          We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
          - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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          • Originally posted by Howard View Post
            Where does her chin/neck begin/end?
            At her FUPA.
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            • Lulz at FUPA!

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              • Originally posted by LisaNY View Post
                At her FUPA.
                This fucking board is going to give me a nervous breakdown interspersed with blood vomits today between Vin in fishnets and this post riiiiiight here.

                So, in conclusion, good work.
                "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

                "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

                ~
                *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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                • So yeah, I didn't realize that area had a name. I can't unsee the images that Google showed me when I searched for FUPA.
                  We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
                  - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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                  • Also, gunt.
                    "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

                    "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

                    ~
                    *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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                    • Yeah, well, I just got more rep for that one "FUPA" joke than I ever have since I've been here! LULZ!
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                      • Originally posted by LisaNY View Post
                        Yeah, well, I just got more rep for that one "FUPA" joke than I ever have since I've been here! LULZ!
                        To be fair, mine was more of a "do something to fight off the tidal wave of nausea thanks to the mental image" kneejerk reaction.
                        "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

                        "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

                        ~
                        *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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                        • Oh, you loved it, baby!
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                          • Of course!

                            Also, speaking of kids, to the two fratbro-type interns who just came in yapping back and forth about some girl that one of them banged: can we guys stop talking about sex-positive women as "sluts"? There's nothing wrong with them, and they're doing you a favor by fucking your brains out. We need more of this.

                            ...I need more of this.

                            Thanks in advance.
                            "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

                            "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

                            ~
                            *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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                            • Originally posted by Vault Vanderhuge View Post
                              can we guys stop talking about sex-positive women as "sluts"? There's nothing wrong with them, and they're doing you a favor by fucking your brains out.
                              Jake, in all honestly, total snark aside, this is one of the things I've always admired about you, and I remember the conversations over at CHUD. It's so totally refreshing to see a guy who refuses to go along with the old fall-back of calling women sluts if they happen to enjoy sex. I mean, if a guy enjoys sex, weeell, he's just doin' what comes natural! But women get the worst of both sides - she'd better be willing, she'd better be sexy, but if she enjoys it, she's a whore. It's such a fucking double-standard, and it's really refreshing to hear a guy call other guys out on that. So thank you, as always!
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                              • If anyone's a whore around here, it's me...

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