When shit gets bad...lighten the mood here

[Lisa]

[Lisa]

Haaaaah!!!

[Abraham Smashington]

[Abraham Smashington]

[Abraham Smashington]

[V]

My mood is lightened!

Kate Winslet is single again!

[BillyG]

My mood is lightened!

Kate Winslet is single again!

And so my training begins. It will be a fight to the death Vin, and I ain't no Timmy Taliban, son.

[V]

And so my training begins. It will be a fight to the death Vin, and I ain't no Timmy Taliban, son.

THE BRAWL IN THE HALL!

TICKETS $200

PPV $50

BDR MEMBERS 5% DISCOUNT

[Lisa]

(*Runs off to print up tee shirts, buttons and programs for the event*)

God, the money I'm going to make off of the guys showing up for this! I'll be able to retire in splendor!

[BillyG]

Just remember you'll be cutting those profits with whichever of us does not end up gutted and hanging from a wall spike.

LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH

[Lisa]

Just remember you'll be cutting those profits with whichever of us does not end up gutted and hanging from a wall spike.

There can only be one! And you have to be ambulatory - I will NOT divide my proceeds with the maimed, or with the families of the slaughtered!

[V]

Billy's going down like a French border gate...

[BillyG]

Billy's going down like a French border gate...

You shall be going down like my freshman college girlfriend. Vigorously, repeatedly, and with a smile. Then we will fight.

[V]

You shall be going down like my freshman college girlfriend. Vigorously, repeatedly, and with a smile. Then we will fight.

I will break you like a UN resolution!

[Lisa]

And I will also sell "In Memoriam" tee shirts and make THOUSANDS off of your corpses!