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If you don't think the Brawl to Settle it All will be the most titanic, phantasmagorical, historical allegory of the current struggle of man against his darkest impulses, YOU ARE MISTAKEN! This will be an EPIC battle of Biblical proportions!
On the one hand, we have former Green Beret and American Son, Vin. A living weapon, trained for over two decades in combat arts hundreds of years old; a man who volunteered to accept the punishing ordeal that would catapult him into the elite ranks of America's armed forces.
Then we have Austin's own, Bill (the Billdozer) G. Billy, born and raised in America's most grandiose state, with the blood of heroes like Jim Bowie and Davy Crockett flowing in his veins - a man who often stops and salutes the fallen at the Alamo as he punishes himself to the limits of human endurance. Every. Single Day.
I guarantee to you, the viewing audience, that never before and never again will you witness such a brutal, no-holds-barred, pugilistic paradise in the entire span of human history. Not even the gladiators of Rome would compare to the awesome display of speed, power, and bloodletting that we will soon see... tonight... on ABC's Wide World of Sports!
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