When shit gets bad...lighten the mood here

[Howard]

[Nathan]

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[Nathan]

That is Kinison so NSFW.

[Lisa]

[V]

[Lisa]

That's hilarious!

[Abraham Smashington]

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[Howard]

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[Captain Russ]

Not animal related per se, but a random thought.

"Motherscratcher" is funnier than "motherfucker."

Whether it is because the latter term has a Bas Rutten-like hold on the cuss market™, or it's use has been excessively used as much as cocaine to get to the proverbial fleshy windsock of The Lohan, the term has completely lost its impact.

Hearing the more rare, reserved "motherscratcher" is a beautiful and sublime experience. Especially if the speaker is from the shallow end of the gene pool. In the right setting, it is more potent than the latter term and there is an additional hilarity afforded by its scarcity of use.

MULL THAT OVER.*






*I am not high.

[Ed Hocken]

Any attempt at cleaning up curse words can be funny. Ever try to say "BULLPUCKY!" with a straight face?

[Shit Dickface]

Ever try to say "BULLPUCKY!" with a straight face?

I LOVE when Rachel Maddow says that. God, if she wasn't a lesbian I'd stalk her.

[Ed Hocken]

What's stopping ya, Jake? Perhaps with some "conversion therapy*" you could change things. And by "conversion therapy*", I do mean your penis.

I prefer "HOGWASH" myself, at least you don't sound like an idiot saying that.

*Yes, I was doing air quotes while saying that phrase

[PHEDG]

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[Abraham Smashington]

THAT'S MY DOG! I fucking love Shelties and I grew up with one and she died and now I'm all sad but that dog is GREAT.

[Timothy225]

That... is the definition of a good dog. Nice find, Fej!