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Yeah, that's what I was thinking. A whole bunch of white people up in this. haha
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"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
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Fuck the skin color of these "Persians", this movie just looks like an overblown CGI fuck fest. I'd rather watch Jake Gylenhalllalala just toss hard drives through a big screen for 2 hours.Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/
Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."
Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ
Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.Comment
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I wish they would have gotten a real dude that wasn't totally white bread, not Jake G. and could actually do some parkour. This movie could be great, but I have a feeling they're hoping to get a new Pirates franchise, but instead we'll get a Street Fighter one."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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My eyes hurt from all the CG sand.
Could be worse, they could be making a Marmaduke movie.
Oh, wait.Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/
Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."
Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ
Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.Comment
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If you love Marmaduke, you'll love us!"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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If you love Marmaduke, you'll love to be sounded by a broadsword!Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/
Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."
Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ
Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.Comment
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But that would take time, money, and risk to market a huge Disney-owned franchise using an unknown.
And Bruckmcheimertanicus II never does that shit. He has whores with which to ply cocaine.Me quick one want slowComment
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"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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Are you implying Gyllenlithgowass is anywhere near as hilarious in his misrepresentation of the culture as The Duke was with Khan?
If so, then you are correct, sir!
Also, this shit ain't new.
Carradine-san greets us all from the bowels of Autoerotic Asphyxia Hell.Me quick one want slowComment
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Confession. I kind of want to see this (for more than images of shirtless Jake). The movie doesn't look all that bad.....- Francois de La RochefoucauldWe are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.Comment
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I'll be seeing it. Looks fun."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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Yeah, I have no ties emotional or otherwise to the source material so on face value it looks like a fun action flick. Action flicks are like crack for my spousal unit so I know she'll be in."Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci
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Looks retarded and fun. The GF won't go see it as "I live in Houston, and it's coming out in the summer. I don't need to see a movie about oppressive heat then walk out into it."Comment
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Your girlfriend is crazy. It wasn't filmed in HeatoVision.- Francois de La RochefoucauldWe are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.Comment
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What I wanted to know was why we didn't watch Christmas specials all year to stay cool.Comment
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