Avengers Assemble!

[BillyG]

It might be lame for us, but all the renn faire guys are hoping their day will come.

[Matt]

I conceded on my annoyance with Black Widow, but if the only thing Hawkeye is good at is archery and sexing then who cares? The idea that BW is immortal and spent her time learning all kinds of weapons/fighting styles is cool as fuck. The idea that Nick Fury would be all like "HEY YOU GUY AT THE REN FAIRE WHO IS GOOD AT THE BOW AND ARROWS YOU SHOULD BECOME A SUPERHERO." seems lame still.

Hawkeye also makes killer Scotch eggs.

[Abraham Smashington]

Shit if he was the cook on the helicarrier like in Under Siege I'd like him more.

[Captain Russ]

I conceded on my annoyance with Black Widow, but if the only thing Hawkeye is good at is archery and sexing then who cares? The idea that BW is immortal and spent her time learning all kinds of weapons/fighting styles is cool as fuck. The idea that Nick Fury would be all like "HEY YOU GUY AT THE REN FAIRE WHO IS GOOD AT THE BOW AND ARROWS YOU SHOULD BECOME A SUPERHERO." seems lame still.

I hope that becomes a retconned origin story.

I also hope you seek counseling for your mental ridiculousness.

[Timothy225]

I conceded on my annoyance with Black Widow, but if the only thing Hawkeye is good at is archery and sexing then who cares? The idea that BW is immortal and spent her time learning all kinds of weapons/fighting styles is cool as fuck. The idea that Nick Fury would be all like "HEY YOU GUY AT THE REN FAIRE WHO IS GOOD AT THE BOW AND ARROWS YOU SHOULD BECOME A SUPERHERO." seems lame still.

Looks like I'm needed again!



Originally a villain and lover/partner of the Black Widow way back in the 60's, Hawkeye is a master of archery, acrobatics, fencing/swordplay and marksmanship, as well as martial arts and tactics (thanks to Captain America). He also took over from Giant Man for awhile there, too.

Or we could go this route...

[Abraham Smashington]

But he's just a dude that practices alot with his bow. WHAT IS HIS SUPERPOWER?

[Anderson]

But he's just a dude that practices alot with his bow. WHAT IS HIS SUPERPOWER?

Knocking down that metahuman snatch.

[Abraham Smashington]

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If Hawkeye can be an Avenger, then this guy should be one too.

[BillyG]

If I was an Avenger and couple pick between this sandwich and Hawkeye? hawkeye, you're on the bench!

[Abraham Smashington]

He could just jump over the badguys to confuse them which would allow the real superheroes to do their thing.

[B_Metal]

Here.

[Captain Russ]

Dear Rob,

Shut up and buy your Avengers ticket.

Love,

Me

[Abraham Smashington]

It's been too much fun arguing about Hawkeye. I'll be there opening weekend of course and will silently giggle to myself during the flick. Cut to 2 hours later where I'm like "LESLEY WE NEED TO GO TO TARGET BECAUSE I NEED TO GET ME A BOW AND ARROW LIKE MY NEW FAVORITE AVENGER HAWKEYE".

[Captain Russ]

If only, RVB.

If only.

[B_Metal]

I'm gonna laugh hoard if Hawkeye's like the whole reason the good guy prevail.