Avengers Assemble!

[Captain Russ]

Also: color me shocked someone in Hollywood has an ego. I mean, stop the fucking presses (that haven't folded yet).

[Abraham Smashington]

WHEEDON 4 PREZIDUNT

[B_Metal]

*Writes two more names on Enemies List...*

[Captain Russ]

WHEEDON 4 PREZIDUNT

JAJAJAJAJA

His fucking head won't fit on the placard.

[Martin]

Whedon's great. Alien was.bad, but it happens. I even liked.Dollhouse, who took off halfway through. The.Apocalypse.reveal.was.awesome. Hell, I'd have take. a few seasons of.that and more Alpha. Tudyk was great. Sorry about all those.weird.misplaced.periods. atyping on my cell phone...

[Captain Russ]

Matt, you have been dethroned.

[Martin]

Also, Angel fucking ROCKED so much more than Buffy.

[Martin]

I I. spek. like. a .robot.

Exterminate.

[Captain Russ]

All I remember is Charisma Carpenter. And her dark nips.

[Anderson]

So have they brought Hawkeye back from the dead in the comics yet?

Scarlet Witch willed him back into existence. He asked why and in so many words, she said simply because she wanted to.

Scarlet Witch is turning into the biggest deus ex machina since the Phoenix which is what makes the upcoming X-Men vs. Avengers crossover that much more of an inbred clusterfuck.

(cough cough Rumor has that the purpose of the event is to blend the lines between whose an Avenger and whose an X-Man. That way Marvel/Disney can cherry pick and lay claim to Wolverine, Storm and any other mutant they want).

[Captain Russ]

X-Men vs. Avengers crossover = an inbred clusterfuck for the ages.

(cough cough Rumor has that the purpose of the event is to blend the lines between whose an Avenger and whose an X-Man. That way Marvel/Disney can cherry pick and lay claim to Wolverine, Storm and any other mutant they want).

That is terrible for both group dynamics. Oh well. Lessee how that works out for their legal team down the road.

[B_Metal]

Also, Angel fucking ROCKED so much more than Buffy.

Loved the end of that "I'll take the dragon"

[Anderson]

That is terrible for both group dynamics. Oh well. Lessee how that works out for their legal team down the road.

Disney's already getting uber-aggressive and challenging any studio that tries to lay claim to what they consider their property.

[Matt]

finally watched that new trailer. That was AWESOME.

[PHEDG]

THE ECDYSIAST

Real Name: Unrevealed
Identity/Class: Human
Occupation: Stripper
Group Membership: None
Affiliations: Captain America, Nick Fury, Rick Jones
Enemies: None
Known Relatives: None
Aliases: None
Base of Operations: Reno, Nevada
First Appearance: Incredible Hulk II#417 (May, 1994)
Powers/Abilities: The Ecdysiast is skilled at the art of ecdysiasm (stripping). She wields a hair dryer while in costume.

The night before the wedding of Rick Jones to Marlo Chandler, his friends threw him a bachelor party. During the gathering, a mysterious woman burst through the door stating she had business with Jones. Surprisingly, Captain America went along with the Ecdysiast and was prepared to let her have his former sidekick. As she was delivering her bogus threat, she expressed the warm wishes of Nick Fury and gave Rick a small kiss before dancing for the crowd. The Hulk was surprised Cap would go along with this, but much to his embarrassment, Captain America thought an ecdysiast was a magician. The two agreed not to tell Hulk's wife, Betty.