New movies undeserving of their own thread 2: The Night It Came Home

[Abraham Smashington]

it looks like like the latter based on trailers.

[Matt]

What's the word on THE LOST CITY? Any good or a shitty remake of ROMANCING THE STONE?

[Timothy225]

Just heard Cassandra Peterson's been cast as the #1 Real Estate Agent in Mockingbird Heights, Barbara Carr (no relation). Not gonna lie, kind of looking forward to this, and I'm not that big of a Munsters fan (I tended to favor The Addams Family in the great 60s TV Monster Family debate).

Y'know what'd be kind of cool? If Zombie shoots and releases the film in black & white like the original show. He does that and I'll double down hard on my Rob Zombie film love.

[Timothy225]

Finally a new excuse to blast "Dragula"

You need an excuse to blast Dragula? Shit, I crank up the volume on anything Zombie puts out just on general principle.

Gonna be interesting checking out how Rob Zombie does playing in PG rated land. Also, I'm not worried about Shari Moon as Lily - most Munsters episodes I remember were Herman and Grandpa fucking up somehow then trying to fix things before Lily and Marilyn came home.

That, and cameos like this guy here (always reblog the Creature, Rerb!)

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Besides, Mrs. Zombie seems to do a decent job in her hubby's films, so bring it on, I say.

[Martin]

Yeah thats old news. She's playing Lily. Jeff Daniel Phillips is Herman and Dan Roebuck is grampa. She'll do just fine as Lily imo. Fits better than her other ones.

Bah. She’s a C-list actress who does the job, so good for her I guess.

Daniels’ in this? Neat!

[Captain Russ]

Finally a new excuse to blast "Dragula"

[Abraham Smashington]

Yeah thats old news. She's playing Lily. Jeff Daniel Phillips is Herman and Dan Roebuck is grampa. She'll do just fine as Lily imo. Fits better than her other ones.

[Martin]

I assume his wife will be in this, as her husband is her sole employer?

[Abraham Smashington]

Rob Zombie's Munsters rated PG. Now I'm super interested in this. Everyone was just assuming he was going to have his hillbilly rape monsters in it and he's like nahhhhhh this is a family comedy. Dig it.

[Abraham Smashington]

yeeep.

[Matt]

both NT movies are perfect to fold laundry to.

[Abraham Smashington]

NT is not good. It's okay as background noise but it's a dumb movie.

[BillyG]

Soooo, it’s this years National Treasure?

I am sure I will get an enormous amount of hate for this. But yeah. I think this looks just as lame and bad as National Treasure. Not even Cage could tempt me to see that.

[Matt]

The paper here had a good line about it: 'It's like a record album with two solid hits where the rest of the songs are filler.'

I'm still going to see it.

[Abraham Smashington]

at least that flick has silly Nic Cage. This has stupid Marky Mark.