New movies undeserving of their own thread 2: The Night It Came Home

[Matt]

that looks like quite possibly the worst movie ever made. EVER.

[Abraham Smashington]

Welp. This looks abysmal. The Munsters.

I was hoping more Sonnenfeld's Addams Family and less Disney Channel presents the Munsters.

[BillyG]

that was just a bird coming out of the hole, I think.

My brain filed in an arm reaching out at him!

[Matt]

Jesus that's legit the scariest trailer I've seen in years. But what's with the weird monster hand at the beginning then no mention the rest of the time?

that was just a bird coming out of the hole, I think.

[BillyG]

Jesus that's legit the scariest trailer I've seen in years. But what's with the weird monster hand at the beginning then no mention the rest of the time?

[Timothy225]

A movie involving huge heights? With my acrophobia?

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[Matt]

OK, that one got me. My hands were sweating watching that.

[Abraham Smashington]

It's a bummer as it would have been a nice capper to Lesley and I's life (yeah, I'm morbid but no way we're getting a Clerks 4...) in regards to pop culture. I still remember thinking that End Game may have been the pop culture capper for us (she had just gotten diagnosed a few months prior and we were told it could be a few months before she was gone). Watching End Game in the theater had me bawling like a goddamn baby because of it (and because PEGGY AND STEVE!) but still, would have been nice to actually get a chance to see this normally in a theater. Never liked the Fathom event shit as I've always had issues with those for whatever reason. Will definitely buy day one on digital when it releases.

[Anderson]

I just can't get over it's not getting a "real" release, Clerks 2 did fairly well in theaters. But, a lot of the issue seems tied up in no one understanding who has true distribution rights to the Weinstein materials now and Smith is just wrapping up his Lionsgate deal with Clerks 3.

But, as of right now...it's only getting a Fathom Events 3 night event window ala 3 From Hell.

[Abraham Smashington]

Loved that they're referencing the original ending of Clerks with that. That whole joke was pretty fun. Been waiting for Jamie to come in and shit in my cereal.

[BillyG]

Alright, the joke about Dante getting shot is pretty good.

[Abraham Smashington]

Clerks III trailer

I'm totally in. I've been with Kevin since I rented the original movie in 1995 in 9th grade. Mallrats/Chasing Amy/Dogma are all great. Strike Back lost me. Clerks 2 cemented my feelings for Lesley as we saw it during our first moments hanging out and it really spoke to me at the time. Red State is fun, Tusk was ruined by Depp, Yoga Hosers is one of the worst things I've ever seen, and Strike Back Reboot was more fun than it should be....but I'll always love Dante and Randall.

Meta as fuck but totally on board.

[Abraham Smashington]

David O. Russell's new one - Amsterdam

Looks good. Looks real good.

[Anderson]

Just as long as it's to the kids and no one else. No one else ever.

[Ingrid]

Same. Let the remaining guys be consultants and maybe cameo. Otherwise, let the torch be passed.