New movies undeserving of their own thread 2: The Night It Came Home

[Anderson]

I'm so confused on the timeline this movie is going to be in.

So is everyone else. The prevailing theory is that 3 and Resurrection were hypersleep nightmares suffered by Ripley after setting off at the end of Aliens.

[Timothy225]

So, if Alien 3 and Resurrection were naught but fever dreams, how's Neil gonna explain what happened to Newt?

[Anderson]

So, if Alien 3 and Resurrection were naught but fever dreams, how's Neil gonna explain what happened to Newt?

A wizard did it?

[Timothy225]

I would've accepted "witch", myself.

[BillyG]

Kingsman is legit as fuck. Outstanding. It's goofy, super self aware, does not give a FUCK about offending anyone. And that last scene? Might be my favorite ending to a movie ever, no bullshit. It's so goddamn brazen and confident.

[BillyG]

Oh and the goddamn fake Westboro scene. Firth's speech then Freebird? Fucking marvelous.

[gravedigger]

Better ending than ESCAPE FROM LA, Billy?

[BillyG]

Better ending than ESCAPE FROM LA, Billy?

I remember a basketball, fucked up Campbell and surfing from LA. So yes.

[BillyG]

When the Swedish princess....

  Spoiler: SPOILZ FOR KINGSMAN 

Tells you if you save the world you can "fuck her in the asshole" and then you do so, return with a bottle of champagne and two glasses you're awesome. But then when the final shot of the movie is a first person shot of the princess' bare ass being presented to you in first person as you go sliding into it....best ending

[Matt]

and it's a FANTASTIC ass, too.

[Abraham Smashington]

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[Anderson]

Chappie -

Blomkamp can only make one movie. Thankfully, it's pretty good. I'm still shocked that they let Die Antwoord carry that much of an American feature film.

[Martin]

Neat!

[BMichaelKrol]

So, if Alien 3 and Resurrection were naught but fever dreams, how's Neil gonna explain what happened to Newt?

She mostly aged okay. Mostly.

[Timothy225]

Well played, Mr. Krol. Well played.