New movies undeserving of their own thread 2: The Night It Came Home

[Matt]

Kim Jong Un death scene leaked..

http://beastvid.com/leaked-kim-jong-un-death-scene/

Just curious, but is this legit? Is this how he dies in the film?

[Anderson]

Just curious, but is this legit? Is this how he dies in the film?

Yes.

[Timothy225]

If it's not in production, it's over. Kill order on all SONY product not currently shooting went into effect at 6pm PST.

So, this means we're NOT getting Aunt May: Septuagenarian Super Spy?



Losing Preacher sucks, though. What other projects are affected by this?

[Abraham Smashington]

hahahhahha

[Martin]

Holy shit is this fun to watch.

[Anderson]

Someone must not have told acquistions, as SONY PR is running that they just picked up Robert Rodriguez to remake Frank Frazetta/Bakshi's "Fire and Ice".

This has gone from fun train wreck to that opening animation from the Simpsons season opener this year.

[Captain Russ]

That fucking show is still on?

[Anderson]

That fucking show is still on?

Apparently.

[Abraham Smashington]

Justin Lin is directing the new Star Trek. NOICE.

[B_Metal]

Nice fucking start.

[Trejo]

Here's to hoping the movie ends with Kirk and crew hanging out on deck when suddenly another ship pulls up beside the Enterprise, revving it's.. thrusters. "Incoming transmission!" Suddenly, Vin Diesel appears on the monitor, wearing the familiar yellow captain's shirt, but the sleeves are cut off. He glances to the side, checking out the Enterprise, then looks up at the camera and says with a smirk, "Nice ride."

SMASH CUT TO CREDITS WITH TOKYO DRIFT REMIX

[Abraham Smashington]

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Martin]

That's excellent news. That man made the Furious franchise into something awesome.

[Martin]

Here's to hoping the movie ends with Kirk and crew hanging out on deck when suddenly another ship pulls up beside the Enterprise, revving it's.. thrusters. "Incoming transmission!" Suddenly, Vin Diesel appears on the monitor, wearing the familiar yellow captain's shirt, but the sleeves are cut off. He glances to the side, checking out the Enterprise, then looks up at the camera and says with a smirk, "Nice ride."

SMASH CUT TO CREDITS WITH TOKYO DRIFT REMIX

How to make it even more awesome: make sure that Vin Diesel is Riddick.

[Abraham Smashington]

ScarJo is the lead in Ghost in the Shell.

Who gives a shit? there is no way this is going to be done justice and I'm not even one of those that holds this movie in a high regard.