STAR WARS, INDY , HOWARD THE DUCK DEUCE; AND MORE

[FilmNerdJamie]

I bet he plays Han and Leia's effeminate son.

[BMichaelKrol]

Oh, that would be fantastic. The whole next trilogy will be about Han Solo comin to grips with his gay son that doesn't want to be devil may care swashbuckler, but instead wants to study fashion design on Couruscant.

[Abraham Smashington]

I don't like that guy's face. I want to punch it.

[Ben Thomas]

Right on.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Oh, that would be fantastic. The whole next trilogy will be about Han Solo comin to grips with his gay son that doesn't want to be devil may care swashbuckler, but instead wants to study fashion design on Couruscant.

Only family member he can be himself around is his hippie uncle Luke.

[BMichaelKrol]

"Son, take my advice. When a woman tells you she loves you, say, 'I know.' Even if you don't."

He winks.

"Works every time."

"Dad, take off your vest. Please."

[FilmNerdJamie]

Chewie gets fixed.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Leia walks around in sweat pants all the time.

[BillyG]

I don't like that guy's face. I want to punch it.

Who said anything about the prequels? I don't like Meyers, hence I don't want him in this. Done.

With you guys.

[Ben Thomas]

The petition starts here, punks. Kathleen Kennedy's got our back, rite?

[Timothy225]

"Son, take my advice. When a woman tells you she loves you, say, 'I know.' Even if you don't."

He winks.

"Works every time."

"Dad, take off your vest. Please."

Chewie gets fixed.

Leia walks around in sweat pants all the time.

Millennium Falcon is up on blocks in front of the Solo's house. Han's got a big old Jawa Juice gut, yells at the younglings to "get the HELL off his lawn!"

[BMichaelKrol]

"Son, when I was your age, I made the Kessel run in 9 parsecs!"

"Dad, parsecs is a measure of distance, not time."

"Come here you little shit! I'm gonna bullseye your ass like a wamp rat! LEIA! WHERE'S MY BEER!"

[FilmNerdJamie]

Millennium Falcon is up on blocks in front of the Solo's house. Han's got a big old Jawa Juice gut, yells at the younglings to "get the HELL off his lawn!"

Neighborhood was nice until all those Nerf-Hurders started taking over.

[Ben Thomas]

Krol, I don't have the rep, son...

[Timothy225]

Picturing a disgruntled, drunken Han at the latest family get together:

"I'd *burp* wanna raise a toast here... to my... *BUURRRP!* goo buddy, Luke an' his... his... sister, my... my wife, L-Lee... Leia. *BUURRPP!* Y'know, kid, wasn't... wasn't for you, an' that crazy ol' wizard, Obi... Obi..."
"Obi Wan..."
" I KNOW, FARM BOY!!! What? You... you a Jedi Master now, you think you KNOW everythin', huh? Lemme... lemme tell ya somethin'! Hokey religions and ancient weapons are NO match for a good blaster at your side, kid! An' you can take THAT to th' BANK, fella!"
"Han, honey, don't you think you've had enough 'Photon Torpedoes?' You're kind of shit-faced."
"I'll tell YOU when I'm good and shit-faced, YOUR HIGHNESS! Hey, Luke! Speakin' of 'photon torpedoes', 'member when you *BBBUUURRRP!* when you blew up the fuckin' Death Star with those torpedoes? Ya hit that target area that was only two meters wide? Guess what else is two meters wide? Huh, LEIA?"
"HAN!!!"
"Bullseyed THAT womp rat, lemme tell ya, kid!"
(Leia leaves, slamming the door)
"Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her!"