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The Disappointments of 2011 and beyond...
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"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson
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Can't agree with Hawkeye (if there had been an arrow that hit Thor or something, accelerating his need to find his way back into the loving arms of the hammer, I'd agree), but the incorporation of SHIELD into the narrative, talking with demi-gods on Earth like it's no big thing, was fine.
I have the feeling Coulson will get the Whedon'ing in the Avengers.Me quick one want slow
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Originally posted by Ben Thomas View PostWe deserve better for our money and we expect better from Jon Favreau and the artists working together here.
I would say Super 8 is worth a look though. Your assessment is right about it based on impression alone, but it leans a little more in the positive direction than it does the negative. Plus, it'll feel like The Departed coming off the back of Cowboys and Aliens.
Originally posted by J.Jonah Jameson View PostAgree with Anderson's #1. That really grabs for the brass ring of wasted potential.
I'm well aware X-Men wasn't a masterpiece by any stretch, but it was too enjoyable overall (with too many solid performances) for me to dislike it. Horrible Bosses had a few big laughs, but it was mostly a very routine R-rated comedy.
I've done Transformers to death here already."The bear is a solitary animal. They like their space. They live in a magic circle. They don't mind if you're, like, a mile away. But if you get inside their circle, they will maul you." - Anonymous
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Originally posted by Bobby Bear View PostI've agreed with so much of what you've said in here, Ben. So much so that I'm now fully expecting to feel the same way as you if I get round to checking out Thor.I experienced an invasion of my mind by a transcendentally rational mind, as if I had been insane all my life and suddenly I had become sane.
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Originally posted by Ben Thomas View PostI appreciate this, but you should totally check it out. It is fun and it has a throng of staunch supporters. So maybe its just that I'm not as into the character from the comics as some other properties to fully appreciate the work done.
Originally posted by FilmNerdJamie View PostBut we should have known better. Written and produced by Kurtzman and Orci...and Abrams wasn't involved at all."The bear is a solitary animal. They like their space. They live in a magic circle. They don't mind if you're, like, a mile away. But if you get inside their circle, they will maul you." - Anonymous
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I firmly believe Abrams is the only director whose rejected K&O's stuff on the basis of it being shit and telling them to stop being lazy. That's why Star Trek and M:I 3 wound up being good. If you ask me.Originally posted by AriThe only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom
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'Cars 2'. Easily the worst fucking film that I've seen in a long, long time. I liked the first film and will defend it as an entertaining (if lightweight) Pixar film, but the sequel is totally irredeemable. Pure garbage from start to finish.Originally posted by MartinWho the fuck is Kellan Lutz?Originally posted by gravediggerBasically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.Originally posted by MartinAnd who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?
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I never even made it through the original Cars, so there was no way I was seeing the new one, though I will admit that this one looked a bit more fun.
The world just doesn't work for me at all. If it took place in the same universe as Wall-E, and all the vehicles were sentient in the aftermath of global human extinction, I could get behind that. As it is, does not compute.
But GOTDAYM does my 3 year old nephew have a boner for Lightning McQueen.I experienced an invasion of my mind by a transcendentally rational mind, as if I had been insane all my life and suddenly I had become sane.
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Originally posted by Abe Smashington View PostI thought both Thor and TF3 were great.
Originally posted by FilmNerdJamie View PostMore I think about Captain America, the more I think of it as a disappointment.BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON
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This year was probably one the most disappointing I've had in recent memory.
Granted, there were some interesting things done here and there (Tree of Life, Melancholia, Drive Angry 3D*), but it was ultimately a pretty uneventful year at the theatre.
For me anyway.
Anyone else feel this way in retrospect?
*Kidding. That was a new kind of awful Lussier unleashed.Me quick one want slow
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No.
Attack the Block, Drive, Hanna, 13 Assassins, TTSS, Melancholia, REDLINE!, Captain America, Rise of the Apes, all made me fucking happy.
EDIT: The Artist was great, as was A Separation and Monsieur Lazhar-Oscar-wise.
Nope, a good year.Last edited by Martin; 01-03-2012, 10:06 PM.BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON
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