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  • Originally posted by BillyG View Post
    Why what does Jamie think happens? I can't believe Batman isn't fucked up in this movie. I mean it's Bane. People that know NOTHING about Bane know that he fucking snaps Bats in half. And you don't bring in JGL to be a two bit cop.
    Yup, it's the Law & Order special guest star rule. Special guest star ALWAYS is the bad guy. In movies the rule is adjusted so that big names are always crucial to the story somehow.
    "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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    • Originally posted by Buffington Headcheese View Post
      hmmmsssss
      Originally posted by Ari
      The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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      • lulz.
        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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        • Originally posted by Matt View Post
          JGL is Azrael. Bam.
          I kinda hope not, but I'm pretty sure Bale is gonna end up either being crippled, dead, or quitting the job, and JGL will pick up the mantle.

          I kinda hated Azrael as being a Rob Liefeld's version of Batman.
          BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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          • Originally posted by Buffington Headcheese View Post
            Hahahahahahahahaha
            "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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            • Originally posted by Martin View Post
              I kinda hope not, but I'm pretty sure Bale is gonna end up either being crippled, dead, or quitting the job, and JGL will pick up the mantle.

              I kinda hated Azrael as being a Rob Liefeld's version of Batman.
              More like Karl Lagerfeld.

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              • Even better. Worse was that the dude's name was Jean-Paul.

                Jean-fucking-Paul.
                BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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                • Good fucking God...i just spoiled myself on the film and found out what tje ending is and how JGL figures into it. Sounds awful.
                  Originally posted by Martin
                  Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                  Originally posted by gravedigger
                  Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                  Originally posted by Martin
                  And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                  Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                  • And he's not Azrael.
                    Originally posted by Martin
                    Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                    Originally posted by gravedigger
                    Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                    Originally posted by Martin
                    And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                    Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                    • JGL IS SCARFACE! YESSSsss lulz
                      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                      • JGL IS YOUNG BATMAN IN THE NEW SERIES OF FILMS BATMAN BEYOND!!!!!
                        "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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                        • Originally posted by B_Metal View Post
                          JGL IS YOUNG BATMAN IN THE NEW SERIES OF FILMS BATMAN BEYOND!!!!!
                          lol yesssss!!! With an Exo suit!

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                          • YESSSSSS
                            "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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                            • how does he see in that thing?
                              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                              • Originally posted by Buffington Headcheese View Post
                                how does he see in that thing?
                                bats r blind dude duhhhhhhh

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