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  • Needs more fists covered in broken glass imo.

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    • Needs more poorly pronounced words.
      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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      • IM NOT WEARING HOCKEY PAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGHHHHRRRRRRRRDS

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        • Laughing like the Joker here at you guys. Awesome stuff!

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          • Peter Dinklage is cameo as Bat-Mite
            Originally posted by Ari
            The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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            • Bat-Mite is on the same level as The Great Gazoo: shit.
              Me quick one want slow

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              • Levitt's role is a weird one to decipher.
                Originally posted by Ari
                The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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                • It's a 10 Things I Hate About You reunion show. With a Batman cameo.

                  It'll take the crown from the Star Wars X-Mas Special in no time at all. No time at all.
                  Me quick one want slow

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                  • Prologue will be Bane angry-masturbating to footage from the first two Batman movies while Ra's watches on.
                    Originally posted by Ari
                    The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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                    • And the ending is Bats and Bane finally fucking. All the Leaguers and Gotham residents stop dead in their tracks and just...watch.

                      GORDON: That is the hero Gotham deserves...

                      Fade out.
                      Originally posted by Ari
                      The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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                      • Kevin Smith, everybody.
                        Me quick one want slow

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                        • This totally isn't fake!

                          http://www.darkknightrisesrumors.com...-knight-rises/
                          Originally posted by Ari
                          The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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                          • Cool, but I highly doubt we'll see her in Batgirl getup. Hope I'm wrong!

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                            • Wow. A clapper on a wall?

                              LEGIT AS FUCK
                              Me quick one want slow

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                              • hahahah.
                                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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