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  • He died so that Traci Lords' techno might live.
    Me quick one want slow

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    • Eight year gap between TDK and TDKR.

      Inb4 Piven shows up to yell at Bruce Martin Q Blank Wayne at a board meeting as his new accountant ("Mr. Reese is out I'm fuckin' in!"). EIIIIIGHT YEEEEEAAAARS! EIGHT YEARS.

      HAAAAAAAAIIRRRRRRRRRRR PLUUUUUUUUUGGS! HAIR PLUGS.
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      • OMG THAT'S WHY HIS HAIR WAS GREY OMGZZZzz
        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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        • Bruce gonna pass dat torch.
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          • Fuck yeah, we might see Nolan's Robin!

            5$ he's an ex-gay pornstar turned vigilante. cause you know... grit.
            BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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            • JGL has a lisp. Bale has a lisp. They have both bro'd it up with that dead guy in the clown make-up.

              COINCIDENCE? /kevinmcdonald

              Calling it now, Levitt is Terry McGuinness.
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              • hahaha. Retarded.
                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                • He's Azrael.
                  Originally posted by Martin
                  Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                  Originally posted by gravedigger
                  Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                  Originally posted by Martin
                  And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                  Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                  • WHAT? ARE YOU RETARDED OR THOMETHING? I'M THE GAWDAMN BATMANNNGGGGGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGAHGHGAGHAGHGHAGHGHAHGHA GHGAHGAHGHGRHGRHGRHGHRGHGRHGRH *angry guttural noises* *suitpoops*
                    Me quick one want slow

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                    • Originally posted by Matt View Post
                      He's Azrael.
                      Yeah, McGuinness or a more stable JPV. Either way, he's B2.0: ready to stick it to the next suck generation.
                      Me quick one want slow

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                      • Originally posted by Matt View Post
                        He's Azrael.
                        I hope he secretly cast Jean Claude Van Damme as Azrael.
                        BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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                        • Azrael fits in with the whole Bane thing. Wonder if Nolan will bring in 'the system' for him.
                          Originally posted by Martin
                          Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                          Originally posted by gravedigger
                          Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                          Originally posted by Martin
                          And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                          Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                          • Originally posted by Martin View Post
                            I hope he secretly cast Jean Claude Van Damme as Azrael.
                            I'd be sooo happy.
                            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                            • That'd be inspired.
                              Originally posted by Martin
                              Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                              Originally posted by gravedigger
                              Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                              Originally posted by Martin
                              And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                              Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                              • What this franchise really needs is more splitkicks in boxers.
                                BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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